When middle-aged women go on the prowl for younger men for easy sex. A frequent activity undertaken by urban cougars.
Denise, a recent divorcee, had only one weekend a month when her ex would take the kids; on those rare occasions, she frequently got slutted up to go tadpoling at the local college pubs and bars.
Tarkoving is a sexual position that involves 2 of the same sex. One person spreads his glutes while the other person proceeds to stick their entire hand into their anus. This is usually done without warning and is a surprise to the one getting tarkoved.
Person 1: "Yo me and my homie we're tarkoving last night"
Person 2: "Did you guys make it out?"
Person 1: "Nah I blacked out his legs"
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.