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tadpoling 

When middle-aged women go on the prowl for younger men for easy sex. A frequent activity undertaken by urban cougars.
Denise, a recent divorcee, had only one weekend a month when her ex would take the kids; on those rare occasions, she frequently got slutted up to go tadpoling at the local college pubs and bars.
tadpoling by KennNnNnZ June 14, 2007
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tadpoling 

tadpoling: to date a man that is at least 10 years younger

tadpoler: a women dating a much younger man
You are tadpoling by dating such a young man.
tadpoling by R E Miller December 9, 2008

tadpoling 

Leaving one's seminal discharge on the clothing or body of another, particularly in public. The tadpole image is conjured by the swimming sperm cells.
These guys on Boston's Red Line were jacking off in crowded morning rush-hour trains and tadpoling all the women in their business clothes.
tadpoling by Chris Zizzo January 30, 2008

Tarkoving 

Tarkoving is a sexual position that involves 2 of the same sex. One person spreads his glutes while the other person proceeds to stick their entire hand into their anus. This is usually done without warning and is a surprise to the one getting tarkoved.
Person 1: "Yo me and my homie we're tarkoving last night"
Person 2: "Did you guys make it out?"
Person 1: "Nah I blacked out his legs"
Tarkoving by pookie bear usec January 14, 2024
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

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Blue Movie 

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I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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