TadKoming

When a couple starts doing what Tomohito Oda did chapters... stalling it for other task

"That couple is definitely TadKoming it."

by long name for Silicosis May 17, 2023

tadpoling

When middle-aged women go on the prowl for younger men for easy sex. A frequent activity undertaken by urban cougars.

Denise, a recent divorcee, had only one weekend a month when her ex would take the kids; on those rare occasions, she frequently got slutted up to go tadpoling at the local college pubs and bars.

by KennNnNnZ June 14, 2007

tadpoling

tadpoling: to date a man that is at least 10 years younger

tadpoler: a women dating a much younger man

You are tadpoling by dating such a young man.

by R E Miller December 9, 2008

tadpoling

Leaving one's seminal discharge on the clothing or body of another, particularly in public. The tadpole image is conjured by the swimming sperm cells.

These guys on Boston's Red Line were jacking off in crowded morning rush-hour trains and tadpoling all the women in their business clothes.

by Chris Zizzo January 30, 2008

Tarkoving

Tarkoving is a sexual position that involves 2 of the same sex. One person spreads his glutes while the other person proceeds to stick their entire hand into their anus. This is usually done without warning and is a surprise to the one getting tarkoved.

Person 1: "Yo me and my homie we're tarkoving last night"
Person 2: "Did you guys make it out?"
Person 1: "Nah I blacked out his legs"

by pookie bear usec January 14, 2024