Tadling

A tadling is a form of excrement that hangs on to the rectal passage for an unnaturally long period of time

1. Man, the other day I had a mean tadling hanging out of my ass!
2. This tadling is really gripping my shit

by TheChillPilgrim May 12, 2013

huff-tailing

Spending time exploring what can be accomplished on a motel bed after dropping coins into the "Magic Fingers" device. In honor of John Houghtaling, inventor of the Magic Fingers, who passed away in 2009.

With another couple days' driving ahead of them, Mia and JJ thought they should hit the laundromat, but nobody else was going to be smelling them in that junker they'd borrowed, so all their quarters went toward some surprisingly intimate huff-tailing on the saggy motel mattress.

by rotifera June 26, 2009

Tailings Pond

An alcoholic beverage made by pouring Guinness beer over a shot of rye on ice.

After a zoomy walk down by the river, I like to refresh myself with a tailings pond.

by rpn453 January 11, 2011

Tardling

The offspring of 2 Tards !!

"your our little Tardling"

by baggy600 February 13, 2010

talding

When someone happens to be both tall and balding, In some instances the talding person may also play dead by daylight

That poor man is talding, get him a wig.

by Definatelynotmudkip September 17, 2019

Talling

The act of cutting someone else's penis off and sewing it onto yours to make it taller

Johnny went out talling again and it was not a pretty sight

by Someguythingguy January 12, 2015

tailing

To follow someone without being noticed.
To be a shadow of someone.

1. I tailed him to his home
2. Tailing Mr. George was very hard because he was always looking behind.

by George Betsis December 29, 2008