Tadpolling 

When you sniff so much Mcat, you visions becomes blurred.

'Wew am proper tadpolling can't even play fifa'

'I'm past tadpolling I'm frogging!' Spoken by OB

Tadpolling by b9311 June 29, 2014

Tampobling 

(noun) an artistic string of metallic or porcelain beads added to the string of a inserted tampon.

Hey Girl, since your Aunt Flow is in town we should make the best of this bloody situation. Please come over tonight and I’ll get my tweezers out and jazz up that tampon string with some “Tampobling”.

Tampobling by kerb-stirer November 2, 2013

tadpoling 

When middle-aged women go on the prowl for younger men for easy sex. A frequent activity undertaken by urban cougars.

Denise, a recent divorcee, had only one weekend a month when her ex would take the kids; on those rare occasions, she frequently got slutted up to go tadpoling at the local college pubs and bars.

tadpoling by KennNnNnZ June 14, 2007

tadpoling 

tadpoling: to date a man that is at least 10 years younger

tadpoler: a women dating a much younger man

You are tadpoling by dating such a young man.

tadpoling by R E Miller December 9, 2008

tadpoling 

Leaving one's seminal discharge on the clothing or body of another, particularly in public. The tadpole image is conjured by the swimming sperm cells.

These guys on Boston's Red Line were jacking off in crowded morning rush-hour trains and tadpoling all the women in their business clothes.

tadpoling by Chris Zizzo January 30, 2008

tadpoleing 

Dating someone who is a lot younger than you

My mother says I like to go tadpoleing when I should date men my own age.

tadpoleing by Shug1 December 24, 2008

tadoflinger 

One who flings an important task off their Own To Do list leaving another to do it for them.

You're a lazy tadoflinger! Don't you think I have enough to do on my own?

tadoflinger by Dodge Girl June 6, 2009