swinster

proper name for the coolest pair of siemese twin sisters.

Hey me and my swinster are about to go get ice cream. want to come?

by paxy March 20, 2007

Spinsterlicious

Spinsterlicious: adj

o A delicious existence as a happy, unencumbered, unmarried, childfree woman

I live a Spinsterlicious life, no husband, no kids, no headaches!

by eleanore w October 18, 2010

Swinter

Swinter: The combination of summer and winter together.

Candace: Swinter?!
Phineas: Some people call it wummer.

by lykeomgzzzzzgirl June 27, 2009

Spinster

A spinster, or old maid, is an older, childless woman who has never been married. A "spinster" is not simply a "single" woman, but a woman who has not formed a human pair bond by the time she is approaching or has reached menopause and the end of her reproductive lifespan

I fear Sarah-Jane is going to end up a lonely spinster with only a cat by her side for company.

by Kurteos027 September 3, 2013

spinster

Old unmarried woman. Not necessarily a virgin.

Khold's mother.

by DM January 9, 2004

Swinter

A season, especially prominent in the eastern US, characterized by days of winter weather followed by a day of summer weather.

"Damn yesterday it was 70 and sunny but now it's 35 and snowing."

"Yeah man, I guess it's swinter."

by Brunered April 15, 2014

Swisters

Is a term that describes two non biological sisters who have been switched at birth. Most swisters are unaware that they are with the wrong family until they learn the devasting news that their whole life is a lie.

Mom: why is my baby so ugly? She doesn't even resemble me.

Twenty years later.....
Mom: I got a DNA test and my daughter isn't actually my daughter. They've been switched at birth.

A few months later...
Mom: my real daughter is actually uglier than her swister. That means
I'm ugly too. My life is ruined :(

Real daughter: my real mom! She's so ugly. Wait I'm ugly too. But I'm
swisters with someone

by Julio_Manchester May 14, 2009