sminster 

Big guy without a shirt that goes after Cougars

The sminster went to the bar and hooked up with matt ehrett.

sminster by Big Egrett March 19, 2018

Spinsterlicious

Spinsterlicious: adj

o A delicious existence as a happy, unencumbered, unmarried, childfree woman

I live a Spinsterlicious life, no husband, no kids, no headaches!

Spinsterlicious by eleanore w October 18, 2010

Spinster 

A spinster, or old maid, is an older, childless woman who has never been married. A "spinster" is not simply a "single" woman, but a woman who has not formed a human pair bond by the time she is approaching or has reached menopause and the end of her reproductive lifespan

I fear Sarah-Jane is going to end up a lonely spinster with only a cat by her side for company.

Spinster by Kurteos027 September 3, 2013

spinster 

Old unmarried woman. Not necessarily a virgin.

Khold's mother.

spinster by DM January 9, 2004

spinster jess 

1)An old, unmarried lady. She usually has 47 cats and loves scaring away little kids that come up to her door on Halloween.

2)A fourteen year old girl that believes she will never get married and wants to become a spinster.

little girl: oh my goodness, did you hear about that spinster jess that lives down the street!?

little boy: yessir! i went to her house on Halloween and she let her crazy cats come out and attack me.

or

Jessie: so i think i will end up being a spinster when im older. yaay!! :

Lydia: OH MY GOODNESS. You will not become a spinster jess!! i wont let that happen.

spinster jess by jess the spinster March 5, 2008

executive spinster 

A successful, career-driven woman who refuses to settle for a man who (a) earns less than she does (b) her social circle/family would disprove of, and (c) someone she feels she can't look up to. Years later, she finds that by not compromising, she's in her 40s, single, and turns to artificial insemination as a last-ditch attempt at motherhood.

After vying to make partner at the firm for 16 years, Fran put off starting a family. By the time she made partner, she was 44, her looks had faded, and she was relegated to the role of executive spinster: take out Chinese, Grey's Anatomy, and 6am spin classes.

executive spinster by Ma Cheese Moe December 5, 2011

aspiring spinster

a 20 something woman who has had her heart broken into a million pieces so she decides not to date anyone. she is content with dying old and alone.

Good luck trying to date her she is an aspiring spinster.

aspiring spinster by HannaH Louise September 25, 2011