A spinster, or old maid, is an older, childless woman who has never been married. A "spinster" is not simply a "single" woman, but a woman who has not formed a human pair bond by the time she is approaching or has reached menopause and the end of her reproductive lifespan
I fear Sarah-Jane is going to end up a lonely spinster with only a cat by her side for company.
by Kurteos027 July 31, 2013
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A spinster, or old maid, is an older, childless woman who has never been married. A "spinster" is not simply a "single" woman, but a woman who has not formed a human pair bond by the time she is approaching or has reached menopause and the end of her reproductive lifespan.
I fear Robyn is going to end up a lonely spinster with only a cat by her side for company.
by ToewsRJ July 28, 2014
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A spinster is a single woman who is a complete bad ass and refuses to confirm to the rules of society. She is usually past the age of 32 and has never been married, will never be married and has no children and will not have any children. She a single woman through and through.
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A woman once she hits the big 3-0 & is still single...never been married, no kids. Usually blames her career for the fact that no guy wants her.
yeah, she's a spinster. She couldn't even get a man to marry her in her 20's, so good luck now!
by JustinK80 March 29, 2011
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1. A first name, as in cougar who likes to eyeball younger men.
2. Anyone with the name "Audrey"
3. An old woman with crust who will soon collect the cats.
4. A woman whose ovaries are becoming dehydrated and may soon fall out.
"Spinster is on the prowl again....I saw her in the middle school parking lot last night"
by cha cha cougar October 23, 2009
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A woman who is old and not married. They are usually crazy and are just more proof that women NEED us men.

Note: When men are old and not married it's stylish
The Trunchbull from Roald Dahl's Matilda.

Joan Rivers.

Abe Einhorn
by Dude March 02, 2005
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