swisstern

Someone, who despite having a degree from a respectable Swiss school and the excuisitness of eurotrash claims the natural logarithm converges. And is ready to argue about it with anyone.

Normal Person: log of infinity is infinity, says it in the bible

Swisstern: look at the graph you stupid American, it grows slower and slower so it must never reach infinity!

by normal__person__ October 11, 2006

swisstern

A Swiss intern, working abroad.

Who's that guy at the Espresso machine?

Oh, that's Mark, our Swisstern.

by tribeca December 16, 2005

[Swisserole]

To take an object (any object) and insert into an orifice.

Hey Fred! Have you seen Wilma? She looked so good I wanted to Swisserole her!

by The V.A. Swisseroler December 9, 2008

Swisters

Is a term that describes two non biological sisters who have been switched at birth. Most swisters are unaware that they are with the wrong family until they learn the devasting news that their whole life is a lie.

Mom: why is my baby so ugly? She doesn't even resemble me.

Twenty years later.....
Mom: I got a DNA test and my daughter isn't actually my daughter. They've been switched at birth.

A few months later...
Mom: my real daughter is actually uglier than her swister. That means
I'm ugly too. My life is ruined :(

Real daughter: my real mom! She's so ugly. Wait I'm ugly too. But I'm
swisters with someone

by Julio_Manchester May 14, 2009

[Swisserole]

To stick an object (any object) into an orifice (any).

Hey Fred, have you seen Wilma? She looked so good I wanted to Swisserole her!

by The V.A. Swisseroler March 31, 2009

[Swisserole]

To take an object (any object) and insert into an orifice.

Hey Fred! Have you seen Wilma? She looked so good I wanted to Swisserole her!

by The V.A. Swisseroler March 30, 2009

swisspers

When you whisper into a girls vagina and she cums in your face.

Dude! I was at Grace's house last night and she totally swisspers

by fluenzaharb December 12, 2016