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swisstern 

Someone, who despite having a degree from a respectable Swiss school and the excuisitness of eurotrash claims the natural logarithm converges. And is ready to argue about it with anyone.
Normal Person: log of infinity is infinity, says it in the bible

Swisstern: look at the graph you stupid American, it grows slower and slower so it must never reach infinity!
swisstern by normal__person__ October 11, 2006

swisstern 

Who's that guy at the Espresso machine?

Oh, that's Mark, our Swisstern.
swisstern by tribeca December 16, 2005

[Swisserole] 

To take an object (any object) and insert into an orifice.
Hey Fred! Have you seen Wilma? She looked so good I wanted to Swisserole her!
Is a term that describes two non biological sisters who have been switched at birth. Most swisters are unaware that they are with the wrong family until they learn the devasting news that their whole life is a lie.
Mom: why is my baby so ugly? She doesn't even resemble me.

Twenty years later.....
Mom: I got a DNA test and my daughter isn't actually my daughter. They've been switched at birth.

A few months later...
Mom: my real daughter is actually uglier than her swister. That means
I'm ugly too. My life is ruined :(

Real daughter: my real mom! She's so ugly. Wait I'm ugly too. But I'm
swisters with someone
Swisters by Julio_Manchester May 14, 2009

[Swisserole] 

To stick an object (any object) into an orifice (any).
Hey Fred, have you seen Wilma? She looked so good I wanted to Swisserole her!

[Swisserole] 

To take an object (any object) and insert into an orifice.
Hey Fred! Have you seen Wilma? She looked so good I wanted to Swisserole her!

swisspers 

When you whisper into a girls vagina and she cums in your face.
Dude! I was at Grace's house last night and she totally swisspers
swisspers by fluenzaharb December 12, 2016
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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