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Someone, who despite having a degree from a respectable Swiss school and the excuisitness of eurotrash claims the natural logarithm converges. And is ready to argue about it with anyone.

Normal Person: log of infinity is infinity, says it in the bible

Swisstern: look at the graph you stupid American, it grows slower and slower so it must never reach infinity!

swisstern by normal__person__ October 11, 2006

swisstern

A Swiss intern, working abroad.

Who's that guy at the Espresso machine?

Oh, that's Mark, our Swisstern.

swisstern by tribeca December 16, 2005

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[Swisserole]

To take an object (any object) and insert into an orifice.

Hey Fred! Have you seen Wilma? She looked so good I wanted to Swisserole her!

[Swisserole] by The V.A. Swisseroler December 9, 2008

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Swisters

Is a term that describes two non biological sisters who have been switched at birth. Most swisters are unaware that they are with the wrong family until they learn the devasting news that their whole life is a lie.

Mom: why is my baby so ugly? She doesn't even resemble me.

Twenty years later.....
Mom: I got a DNA test and my daughter isn't actually my daughter. They've been switched at birth.

A few months later...
Mom: my real daughter is actually uglier than her swister. That means
I'm ugly too. My life is ruined :(

Real daughter: my real mom! She's so ugly. Wait I'm ugly too. But I'm
swisters with someone

Swisters by Julio_Manchester May 14, 2009

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[Swisserole]

To stick an object (any object) into an orifice (any).

Hey Fred, have you seen Wilma? She looked so good I wanted to Swisserole her!

[Swisserole] by The V.A. Swisseroler March 31, 2009

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[Swisserole]

To take an object (any object) and insert into an orifice.

Hey Fred! Have you seen Wilma? She looked so good I wanted to Swisserole her!

[Swisserole] by The V.A. Swisseroler March 30, 2009

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swisspers

When you whisper into a girls vagina and she cums in your face.

Dude! I was at Grace's house last night and she totally swisspers

swisspers by fluenzaharb December 12, 2016

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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