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surprise farty 

When several people wait for someone to come into a room and then all fart at the same time.
We'd all eaten some kickass chili. We had a big surprise farty for Dave when he walked into the room. It really stank up the joint.
surprise farty by Gargantulaz July 24, 2018
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surprise farty 

When multiple people fart in rapid succession. Occurs only when the successive farting is unintentional.
My friends and I downed some amazing chili. Twenty minutes later, four of us ended up having an awesome surprise farty.
surprise farty by Gargantulaz July 24, 2018

front fart surprise 

When a lady queefs for the first time.
I guess I hit the right spot, because it was a front fart surprise.

fart surprise 

Passing gas and passing a turd out with it; a fart with a lump in it.
I thought I had a little gas and it turned out to be a fart surprise.

front fart surprise 

When a woman queefs and it stuns you.
Sharon and I were going at it when she unleashed a front fart surprise. It was grand.

Fart Suprise

An accident fart or poopie that is unexpected and person is caught off gaurd.
"yesterday i was in class and out of no where i farted without even trying. Damn fart suprise."
Fart Suprise by ttc5w6z March 14, 2012

Dick fart suprise 

The act of capturing penal flatulence in a bag and asking a partner to sniff and/or inhale in order to become sexually aroused.
He became hard when he inhaled the dick fart suprise.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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