surprise farty

When several people wait for someone to come into a room and then all fart at the same time.

We'd all eaten some kickass chili. We had a big surprise farty for Dave when he walked into the room. It really stank up the joint.

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When multiple people fart in rapid succession. Occurs only when the successive farting is unintentional.

My friends and I downed some amazing chili. Twenty minutes later, four of us ended up having an awesome surprise farty.

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front fart surprise

I guess I hit the right spot, because it was a front fart surprise.

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Passing gas and passing a turd out with it; a fart with a lump in it.

I thought I had a little gas and it turned out to be a fart surprise.

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When a woman queefs and it stuns you.

Sharon and I were going at it when she unleashed a front fart surprise. It was grand.

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An accident fart or poopie that is unexpected and person is caught off gaurd.

"yesterday i was in class and out of no where i farted without even trying. Damn fart suprise."

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The act of capturing penal flatulence in a bag and asking a partner to sniff and/or inhale in order to become sexually aroused.

He became hard when he inhaled the dick fart suprise.

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