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noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a quofe (also spelled quof or quoaf).

NOTE: Dick farts or quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up letting a dick fart at the same time and splattering urine everywhere.
by fauxbourdon December 05, 2005
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A distinct activity in which the male scrotum acts as a secondary lung, assisting the body in the oxygen cycling process. As the sac inflates, the body achieves a moment in which it processes oxygen with %89 efficiency as opposed to the female breast sac that receives at 77%. Oxygen is drawn in through the lungs , then pushed to the sac. A secondary source of intake depends on each person. The anus acts as a third air duct that allows for oxygen to be taken in. As the sac deflates, residual oxygen forms bubble like crevices within the inner sac wall. Over time, these bubbles end up rising and following the path through the male penis, a bubble, causing a slight bit noticeable sound as if an infant had burped.
I always feel intense relief after a long winded dick fart
by RH Paperstacks April 27, 2015
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A slang term for pneumaturia, the passage of air or "gas" in the urine. A colovesical fistula, in which the bowel communicates with the bladder, may cause "dick farts" in addition to recurrent urinary tract infections. A man with pneumaturia may describe having "bubbles" when voiding, or may simply recall farting through his penis.
"Dick farts may be a sign of underlying Crohn's disease."

"Perhaps the strangest symptom I've seen is the dick fart."
by SLR69 October 12, 2008
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A self-important man who doesn't command the respect that he believes he does and therefore is not taken seriously by his peers and cohorts.

Often, as means to extract comedic value from a dickfart, he will be led to believe that his misbegotten status is legitimate, further making his false sense of authority appear that much more absurd.
I can't believe that dickfart just tried to tell us all how to do our jobs. How can he think he has any credibility when he doesn't even prepare for the meeting?
by hinder90 February 23, 2010
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Something that almost NEVER happens, but on occasion, due to a foreign object being stuck in one's pisshole, a gaseous release, similiar to that of a traditional fart, releases from one's penis.
Oh man, Harry! The other day I dick farted and it blew the water from the toilet right into my eye! Arrg! I'm a pirate!
by LSDrew April 10, 2007
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When you masturbate so many times in one day that, at climax, you ejaculate nothing but air (also known as a ghost load).
Man, I beat it so many times yesterday that I was just dickfarting by the seventh time!
by DeAndre Coleman III December 19, 2013
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