9 definitions by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones

Passing gas and passing a turd out with it; a fart with a lump in it.
I thought I had a little gas and it turned out to be a fart surprise.
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To take a crap when it's going to take more than a few minutes or when you've been constipated for several days.
I got up feeling sluggish but after a good crapdown I had the energy I needed for the rest of the day.
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To fart or to pass gas when there's no danger of anything solid coming out with it.
I knew there was something making me feel uneasy, but after a little crap dusting I felt just fine.
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An insult spoken to anyone who's done something bad to you or insists on wasting your time after you've asked them not to.
After Ron took my sister on a first date he told me she was a little fat and didn't have much of a personality. I told him to eat shit and bark at the moon and never go near her again.
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I had to stop facing her because I felt a peen bone coming on.
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Urban term (Ebonics?) for getting an education and staying out of trouble.
My kidz is good kidz; They go skoo'!
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smooth deliberate foreplay leading up to long intercourse with a lot of kissing (anywhere on the body) and of course snuggling
She took me to bed and we ended up in a seven hour long snuggle fuck
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