suckow 

The act of having sex with a partner, male or female, while both persons are suffering from a bad case of diarrhea. The pressure of not releasing bowel movement provides added obstacles to the partner.

"Julie and Tina were quite elated when they did not pass bowels movements during suckow. The double donger was safe."

suckow by NLN December 21, 2007

SUCKO mode 

SUCKO mode can only be obtained by one who’s heart is shattered by a thot, SUCKO mode is the hardest flex that can ever be flexed

Daniel: “Daeja hugged that dude again and said she doesn’t want to talk anymore”
Nate: “Oh I’m sorry bro”
Daniel: “It’s all good time to go SUCKO mode for the game tonight

SUCKO mode by lilnateesskeetit December 27, 2018

Suckology 

The study of sucking

I got my Masters in suckology, at MIT

Suckology by SuckologyBoys May 5, 2015

reverse suckology 

To give sympathy head with the intent of never talking to the recipient again. Similar to reverse psychology, but with dicks.

Taylor: Hey Malanie, you get rid of Nathan yet?

Melanie: Yeah I just gave him some head, so hopefully he won't try to talk to me again.

Taylor: Classic reverse suckology.

reverse suckology by Meisterbater May 22, 2016

Suckwake 

1) Someone who while wakeboarding or waterskiing falls and forgets to let go of the rope. That person is therefore dragged behind the boat, literally sucking the wake.

2) a term for an extremely unintelligent person, incapable of making correct decisions

1) How much water do you think the suckwake swallowed that time? He still never lets go of the rope.

2) Dude, my buddy is such a suckwake! Last week he set himself on fire trying to smoke and siphon gasoline at the same time!

Suckwake by guinness4blood February 10, 2010

suckophile 

A term used for a person who loves to suck, sometimes for hours on end.

He’s definitely someone I’d take on a camping trip, he’s rumored to be an A1 suckophile!

suckophile by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2021

suckophobe 

A term used to describe someone who eschews sucking, at all costs.

That guy is definitely not a sucker, in fact that suckophobe is rumored to have turned down his own mother’s breast milk as a newborn!

suckophobe by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2021