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Suckold 

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When you’re forced to watch your friend suck on a girl’s toes
I staying at Barry’s house this weekend, I really don’t want to be suckolded. Might tell the girls to double sock.
Suckold by LMSPLS December 13, 2022
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suckold 

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A cuckold who only cleans up after.

I was trying to come up with something to put around ss graffiti, bull' ss uckold
Bull: Ooh yeah. Now get in there and suck that shit up.

Wife: Yeah, get in there sucky

Suckold: *slurp suck lick*
suckold by tonslee August 16, 2017
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Related Words
suckold • Shuckold • Suckolepsy • suckolitis • Suckology • suckond • suckonde • Suckondeez • suckondeeznuts • Suckondeez Tribe

Suckology 

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The study of sucking
I got my Masters in suckology, at MIT
Suckology by SuckologyBoys May 5, 2015
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reverse suckology 

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To give sympathy head with the intent of never talking to the recipient again. Similar to reverse psychology, but with dicks.
Taylor: Hey Malanie, you get rid of Nathan yet?

Melanie: Yeah I just gave him some head, so hopefully he won't try to talk to me again.

Taylor: Classic reverse suckology.
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suckonde 

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when a guy is telling you to shut up, just say suckonde nuts dady.......
dady can you help me suckonde nuts.
suckonde by a.j donn October 7, 2020
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Shuckold 

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A person who likes to shuck corn while watching their wife get banged by a farmer in a corn costume with a strap on corn cob.
Layla shuck, "Chuck can you be a good shuckold and get some good corn cob from the field."
Shuckold by Oooh shit waddup March 13, 2019
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Suckolepsy

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When one is either exhausted from performing fellatio, or giving head, that they fall asleep.
When one is so bored from performing fellatio, or giving head, they fall asleep.

Sucking (fellatio) combined with narcolepsy.
person1:"Whats that big lump on your head from?" person2: "I have suckolepsy & fell off the bed"
Suckolepsy by DiGiTaLnDiZkO November 3, 2014
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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