suckophobe 

A term used to describe someone who eschews sucking, at all costs.

That guy is definitely not a sucker, in fact that suckophobe is rumored to have turned down his own mother’s breast milk as a newborn!

suckophobe by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2021

sciophobe 

a) a fear of shadows
b) a horrible band full of faggots with little cocks

I am sciophobic.

You hear that band sciophobe? They have little dicks

sciophobe by lulzzzorz January 15, 2012

suckophile 

A term used for a person who loves to suck, sometimes for hours on end.

He’s definitely someone I’d take on a camping trip, he’s rumored to be an A1 suckophile!

suckophile by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2021

sackophobia

An irrational fear of the hacky sack

Dude, did you see Jess when she had a hacky sack thrown at her? She defently has sackophobia.

sackophobia by cole.train April 9, 2008

Sucrophobe

1. A person who is deathly afraid of any type of sugar or sugar refined product added to their own or any other persons diet.

2. Any billionaire mayor of a large city who tries to ban sugary products by portion size.

"That schmuck mayor Bloomberg tried to take away my 17oz raspberry ice tea, what a raging sucrophobe!"

"These cookies that Jenny baked for the office taste like plastic mixed with rat-poison, she must be some sort of sucrophobe..."

Sucrophobe by Glazeddoughnut August 2, 2012

sociophobe 

A suddenly-healthy individual whose aversion to being close to other people, or - gasp! - being touched, was very recently seen as a disorder. In these stressful times he is a paragon of sanity.

I don't want to seem like a sociophobe, but please... the six-foot rule? Don't breathe on me, don't touch me, don't even look at my food!

sociophobe by Monkey's Dad March 14, 2020

sciophobe 

1)The Fear Of Shadows; to be sciophobic is to be afraid of shadows.

2)A canadian rock band with a new style in music

The band sciophobe has a unique new sound, but none of the members are sciophobic.

sciophobe by Roland Scudder September 8, 2005