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suburbanazi 

1. An overwrought man or woman, who travels into a major metropolitan area occasionally, and expects the same sort of small town service from businesses that they receive in their home region.

2. Someone who is very serious about their lawn.

3. People whose only exposure to African-American culture is through The Cosby Show - or Dave Chappelle.

4. A female driver who has received her vehicle as a gift from her father; who is attempting to buy her love.
"Damn, dude. That suburbanazi expects our gas prices to be the same as outside the city limits?"

"Damn, dude. That suburbanazi has great megahips."
suburbanazi by ThisIsBill March 31, 2010
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Suburbanitis 

1. A condition whereby any metropolitan area has its crime statistics exponentially increased or embellished by a person whose residence has fallen outside said area for at least three-quarters of their life.

2. Rarely visiting a city because of an irrational fear or stubborn ignorance.
After visiting Toronto, Matt felt encouraged and qualified to bash Detroit despite his embarrassing case of suburbanitis.
Suburbanitis by Joshua Gillis August 3, 2008

suburbandictionary.com

just another way to get to urbandictionary.com (try it, im not kidding)
suburbandictionary.com and urbandictionary are the same site!
suburbandictionary.com by jOoLie October 4, 2004

Suburbanarchist

n. a young person usually seen at G-7 and the like protests wearing ratty jeans a carhart jacket and a bandana over his face engaged in acts of vandalism against perceived corporate targets such as Starbucks, McDonald's, WalMart, Exxon and the like. This particular brand of anarchist likely traveled to the protest in a tricked out Prius courtesy of Mommy and Daddy and is either on leave from, expelled from or cutting the hell out of college classes. Suburbanarchists travel in small groups and tend to associate with Trustafarians. Contrary to their perceived impoverished appearance Suburbanarchists dress that way because they want to. They've got plenty of money usually a magic card stitched inside their carhart jacket liner.
Damn, those Suburbanarchists chugged their lattes before heaving that brick through the picture window at Starbucks.
Suburbanarchist by Rastamick October 23, 2008

suburbanized 

Defined as the personality transformation you go thru when moving from the hood to the suburbs. Usually a black person who slowly turns into a under cover white person. starts saying things like " oh my gosh" and "like" after every word. Listening to rock alternative music.. playing beer pong and drinking yagermister. start doin and saying crazy things.
Keke: Damn did u just say you cant wait until the new nickelback cd comes out? who the hell is that ?

Miracle: like You dont know who that is ? Oh My God! its like rock n roll sis! duh!

keke: When THe hell you start listening to rock n roll?

Miracle: all my friends at school do....

Keke: poor thing... you are definitly suburbanized ...
suburbanized by kekeA February 7, 2010

suburbandictionary.com

Though the name "urbandictionary.com" implies that the dictionary is written from an urban viewpoint, most of the kids that contribute are actually angst-ridden, suburban teens.

Since these teens also shop at "Urban Outfitters," wear "Urban Decay" makeup, and join dance teams called "Urban Revolution," it's only fitting that they name their lengthy lexicon "urban," as well.

This domain allows Urban Dictionary to go back to its roots and truly represent.
Suburbandictionary.com has been my homepage ever since I stalked all that was available to stalk on Facebook.
suburbandictionary.com by ANAANAANA February 22, 2011

Suburbanitis 

A Spoiled rich kid who has no life,that makes drama when they get bored because they have nothing better to do are sufferers of Suburbanitis.
The pampered rich bitch had no life, so she started a fight because of something another girl had on myspace for no reason as a cause of Suburbanitis.
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