rehabutante

Any of a particular group of female celebrities whose drug, booze, sex and shopping addictions seem almost crafted as part of a public relations campaign. Bad publicity being better than no publicity and all, rehabutantes wring every last frop out of their drunken, dazed and consumer driven excesses before a publicist loads them into the Escalade and drops them off at Serenity Acres claiming a case of "exhaustion" -- which will be sure to fuel more buzz.
Britney, Amy and Lindsay are some of my favorite rehabutantes, look how beautifully they timed their comebacks. And they can always do it again if they start to slip from the radar !
by Rastamick July 28, 2009
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Suburbanarchist

n. a young person usually seen at G-7 and the like protests wearing ratty jeans a carhart jacket and a bandana over his face engaged in acts of vandalism against perceived corporate targets such as Starbucks, McDonald's, WalMart, Exxon and the like. This particular brand of anarchist likely traveled to the protest in a tricked out Prius courtesy of Mommy and Daddy and is either on leave from, expelled from or cutting the hell out of college classes. Suburbanarchists travel in small groups and tend to associate with Trustafarians. Contrary to their perceived impoverished appearance Suburbanarchists dress that way because they want to. They've got plenty of money usually a magic card stitched inside their carhart jacket liner.
Damn, those Suburbanarchists chugged their lattes before heaving that brick through the picture window at Starbucks.
by Rastamick September 11, 2008
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HezboLimbaugh

The Party of Rush - a reference to the scattered remnants of the Republican and Conservative parties galvanized by the prevaricating hot air balloon of talk radio who chums for followers with misquotes, obfuscation and insults. The Party of Rush need not read, get involved or actually demonstrate any facility with the facts of government, the economy or immigration. The only expectation of the party members is that they will listen with heads bowed in reverence until their deity runs out of air, then raise their fists to the sky crying Ditto Rush !
Some suspect that the truckload of watermelons parked on the White house lawn was the work of HezboLimbaugh.
by Rastamick July 29, 2009
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Buffalosensitive

An extremely thin skinned condition common among Western New Yorkers when such topics as Super Bowl defeats, Stanley Cup defeats, blizzards, fat ugly people and fish fries are discussed by anyone not from Buffalo. In some cases Buffalosensitives are mistakenly diagnosed as paranoid especially when their perennially mediocre sports teams flame out with either a bang (Wide right) or a whimper (Home run throwback) At times they seem justified in their angst (No Goal) but usually the truth simply is too painful to bear (7 feet of snow in one 24 hour period.) Ask anyone from South Buffalo if I made that last one up.
Damn, Smitty, don't be so Buffalosensitive, nobody knew Losman would lead the Broncos to a Super Bowl when he was picked up after Thanksgiving and Orton went down.
by Rastamick October 20, 2009
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