Suburbanitions 

Definitions used to help suburban people understand street or drug terminology. Often seen in television shows where they define a word or phrase unknown to suburban residents.

The Motor City episode of Drug Inc. had 20 suburbanitions in it.

Suburbanitions by Red335iHandle January 10, 2015

Suburbanitis 

1. A condition whereby any metropolitan area has its crime statistics exponentially increased or embellished by a person whose residence has fallen outside said area for at least three-quarters of their life.

2. Rarely visiting a city because of an irrational fear or stubborn ignorance.

After visiting Toronto, Matt felt encouraged and qualified to bash Detroit despite his embarrassing case of suburbanitis.

Suburbanitis by Joshua Gillis August 3, 2008

Suburbanitis 

A Spoiled rich kid who has no life,that makes drama when they get bored because they have nothing better to do are sufferers of Suburbanitis.

The pampered rich bitch had no life, so she started a fight because of something another girl had on myspace for no reason as a cause of Suburbanitis.

Suburbanitis by patches o'hoolihan August 5, 2007

Suburbanitis 

The condition in which one is so bored of their seemingly perfect suburban lifestyle to the point where they feel the need to rebel, do bad in school, etc. to fufil their boredom.

I'm so tired of this boring suburban town.

It sounds like you have suburbanitis.

Suburbanitis by Chrys Flowers April 3, 2017

Suburbanitis 

-Noun

acute or chronic inflammation of the desire to keep up with the “Joneses”, caused by dual income heterosexual marriages, irrational desires to live in a poorly built and unoriginal home while acquiring as much debt as possible, or exposure to the “real” world including poverty and violence

Since they have been married, Melinda and Edward suffer from such bad suburbanitis; I don't know how they manage to pay their mortgage with their four cars, boat, motorcycle, and constant traveling abroad.

Suburbanitis by suburbanitis.wordpress.com April 12, 2010