3 definitions by ANAANAANA
1. The residence of Jesus in Green Day's infamously long song, "Jesus of Suburbia."
2. A great place to raise a White, Protestant, Anglo-Saxon family with an older brother, a younger sister, a dog, and two happily married heterosexual parents.
3. A terrible place to raise a family that does not fit the description in #2.
2. A great place to raise a White, Protestant, Anglo-Saxon family with an older brother, a younger sister, a dog, and two happily married heterosexual parents.
3. A terrible place to raise a family that does not fit the description in #2.
Jesus of Suburbia can be worshipped from 9-11 am each Sunday. May god bless us all with $400,000 bonuses!
by ANAANAANA February 3, 2011
A poorly-conducted anti-drug campaign that aims to convince kids (via in-classroom surveys) that no one at their school is doing drugs.
The organization is best known for its "Stall Street Journals," which are hung awkwardly in bathroom stalls and often include innovative slogans like "87% of your peers prefer to date someone who DOESN'T SMOKE."
Since the surveys are conducted in classrooms, students often misrepresent themselves and their drug habits for fear of getting caught (or, if they are not drug users, for the thrill of lying).
The organization is best known for its "Stall Street Journals," which are hung awkwardly in bathroom stalls and often include innovative slogans like "87% of your peers prefer to date someone who DOESN'T SMOKE."
Since the surveys are conducted in classrooms, students often misrepresent themselves and their drug habits for fear of getting caught (or, if they are not drug users, for the thrill of lying).
Kris: As a freshman, I was honest on the Power of Choice survey.
As a sophomore, I said I was a Latina female who uses cocaine once per week.
As a junior, I said I was an Asian male who would prefer to date a smoker and who does not smoke himself.
This year, I'll either be a Native-American female whose parents don't ask where she goes at night, or a Caucasian male who uses ecstasy once per month.
I haven't decided yet.
As a sophomore, I said I was a Latina female who uses cocaine once per week.
As a junior, I said I was an Asian male who would prefer to date a smoker and who does not smoke himself.
This year, I'll either be a Native-American female whose parents don't ask where she goes at night, or a Caucasian male who uses ecstasy once per month.
I haven't decided yet.
by ANAANAANA February 3, 2011
Though the name "urbandictionary.com" implies that the dictionary is written from an urban viewpoint, most of the kids that contribute are actually angst-ridden, suburban teens.
Since these teens also shop at "Urban Outfitters," wear "Urban Decay" makeup, and join dance teams called "Urban Revolution," it's only fitting that they name their lengthy lexicon "urban," as well.
This domain allows Urban Dictionary to go back to its roots and truly represent.
Since these teens also shop at "Urban Outfitters," wear "Urban Decay" makeup, and join dance teams called "Urban Revolution," it's only fitting that they name their lengthy lexicon "urban," as well.
This domain allows Urban Dictionary to go back to its roots and truly represent.
Suburbandictionary.com has been my homepage ever since I stalked all that was available to stalk on Facebook.
by ANAANAANA February 3, 2011