-sturbation 

A suffix indicating that an awesome time was had. Popularized by SMBC comics.

"I just had a cock-sturbation!"

-sturbation by DMeisterMan May 11, 2010

med-sturbation 

Masturbating to relieve a physical ailment.

I had the worst hangover this morning, but after a little med-sturbation session in the shower, I was good to go.

med-sturbation by Burt Sanchez September 15, 2009

e-sturbation

1. Expression of sexual gratification online via cybersex.

2. Masturbation to anything else that happens online and/or that is viewed that is sexually gratifying.

1. I am e-sturbating furiously right now! (message typed as the guy has cybersex with this hot Swedish chick.)

2. Hey hold on! I'm very busy e-sturbating to these lesbo pics of Aria Giovanni at her official site!

e-sturbation by Mark H August 25, 2004

Cry-sturbation 

A jealousy-induced form of regretful masturbation; usually occurs after one realizes their ex no longer wants them and/or after seeing them "getting it in" with a new lover.

Dude is Devin crying? ...Dude is Devin masturbating? Oh Shit! That poor bastard's cry-sturbating!

After seeing his ex playing tonsil hockey with her new man at the superbowl party, Devin scampered away to his room for an all night session of loud & painfully pleasant cry-sturbation.

Cry-sturbation by Florida Dwarf Killer March 4, 2011

mime-sturbation 

a deliberately half-hearted performance of masturbation, executed at the behest of a sexual partner for whom this is an alleged turn on

yeah, i ended up doing a mime-sturbation because he kept bugging me to, saying it would excite him

mime-sturbation by beebeediva August 8, 2011

wii-sturbation 

An unreleased wii game where you rub the nunchuck near the wii-remote as if you are masturbating.

Some pornographer made wii-sturbation. Its not as good as the real thing.

wii-sturbation by SoMePeRs0n/guy October 29, 2007

Dev-Sturbation 

When you are a game developer who needs to relieve your stress so you take a break. You then practice a higher and more elegant style of masturbation called Dev-Sturbation.

Black Ketchum: Hey Chris I'm really stressed, I can't even think!
Chris: Ok, you can do a Dev-Sturbation today XD.

Dev-Sturbation by BlackKetchum September 6, 2016