1. Expression of sexual gratification online via cybersex.

2. Masturbation to anything else that happens online and/or that is viewed that is sexually gratifying.

1. I am e-sturbating furiously right now! (message typed as the guy has cybersex with this hot Swedish chick.)

2. Hey hold on! I'm very busy e-sturbating to these lesbo pics of Aria Giovanni at her official site!

e-sturbation by Mark H August 25, 2004

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Cry-sturbation

A jealousy-induced form of regretful masturbation; usually occurs after one realizes their ex no longer wants them and/or after seeing them "getting it in" with a new lover.

Dude is Devin crying? ...Dude is Devin masturbating? Oh Shit! That poor bastard's cry-sturbating!

After seeing his ex playing tonsil hockey with her new man at the superbowl party, Devin scampered away to his room for an all night session of loud & painfully pleasant cry-sturbation.

Cry-sturbation by Florida Dwarf Killer March 4, 2011

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mime-sturbation

a deliberately half-hearted performance of masturbation, executed at the behest of a sexual partner for whom this is an alleged turn on

yeah, i ended up doing a mime-sturbation because he kept bugging me to, saying it would excite him

mime-sturbation by beebeediva August 8, 2011

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wii-sturbation

An unreleased wii game where you rub the nunchuck near the wii-remote as if you are masturbating.

Some pornographer made wii-sturbation. Its not as good as the real thing.

wii-sturbation by SoMePeRs0n/guy October 29, 2007

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Dev-Sturbation

When you are a game developer who needs to relieve your stress so you take a break. You then practice a higher and more elegant style of masturbation called Dev-Sturbation.

Black Ketchum: Hey Chris I'm really stressed, I can't even think!
Chris: Ok, you can do a Dev-Sturbation today XD.

Dev-Sturbation by BlackKetchum September 6, 2016

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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