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Play Her Station Entertainment 

A Porn Adult Website Full of All Niches That The Whole World Loves.

The Next Big PlayBoy Company To Be Bigger Then PlayBoy or Huslter Combined.

A Porn Production Company That Produces Nothing But Smut Fucking Movies and Videos For Adults Enjoyment.

Dick (Game Controller) + Pussy (PlayStation Console) = PlayHerStationEnt (Fucking A Women Pussy While Getting Money At The Same Time.)

Play Her Station Entertainment = Play Video Bunniez Just Like Playboy Centerfold Bunnies.
Person 1: Hey Bro You Heard About Play Her Station Entertainment !!!
Person 2: Yeah Bro it's Going To Be The Next PlayBoy or Huslter Franchise Company in The Adult Biz!!!
Person 1 : Yeah Bro It Has Alot of Potential To Be A Good PlayBoy Type Gold Standard Company!! .

ass-spirations

ass-spirations — The desire to have marital sexual relations more than twice a week after more than five years of marriage.

At least 50% of the people involved in the marriage will find this to be somewhat unreasonable, while reminding the other 50% of the couple that married people — statistically — have more regular sex than single people.

This is especially in the post-pandemic age of internet dating where many men identify themselves as “Incels” (and Freudian-ly play with guns).

Psychologist call this phenomenon: Too much and not enough. This refers to the propensity of the average married couple to describe the exact same number and types of sexual interactions in completely divergent terms.

Another phenomenon associated with this is the hormonal reversal theme wherein the desire role of the couple reverses only to have the end result be the exact same dynamic — ONLY REVERSED!!!!!!

As the old saying about human nature goes: “When they hand out free $10 dollar bills someone will complain that $50 dollar bills aren’t being freely distributed.”

As for sexual frequency — talk to any single person going through a sexual drought: sex twice a week even if it is a quickie and in only one position is 104 sex acts a year — which actually is a lot; though some would say not enough.

But, we can always still have ass-spirations!!!!!
The longer one is married, the easier it is for a good series binge to thwart marital ass-spirations. Love and Death cost me one of my weekly marital sex acts!!!!!

She’s a situation! 

An overly exuberant verbal ejaculation used when a pulchritudinous beauty unexpectedly presents herself wearing clothing that simultaneously reveals and conceals exactly what she is workin with.

This is seldom perceived as a complement by the woman; yet, it is an absolutely true representation of how she makes a thirsty man feel.

You just have to embrace the cultural paradox here.
Daaaaaaaaaaaayuuuuummmmm!!!! She is 100% natural woman; not a bit of plastic! She’s a situation!!!!!

an on going situation 

an on going situation — a masterful piece of urban understatement. To say that you have “an ongoing situation” is saying that the shit has hit the fan and there is neither an end to the shit in sight; nor, any sign of the fan failing to rotate.
The health department has to close the rid shack down until further notice. The vermin problem had become an on going situation.

You, Me, Gas Station 

The most fucked up fever dream you will ever have.
Person 1: Hey dude. You, Me, Gas Station?
Person 2: YOU, ME, GAS STATION. What are we getting for dinner? SUSHI OF COURSE! UH OH, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH, you know what that means! FISH ORGY! The stench draws in a bear, what are we gonna do? We're gunna fight it, bear fight, bear handed, bear... naked? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese, dance dance revolution. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? UHHH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out AGAIN, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT which I didn't know you could do, then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN, AND UH OH! LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN! PLAHFHAAOPOAHJHASFOFAPALOAOFLAOFFALFHRHRAHROAHAHHAHRHARHAHHAHAHHAHEHAHA

Rehydration Station

n, the day after a long sesh when you can't drink enough cos your dehydrated.

v, a place where you can rehydrate
Jo & Jack were just off a sesh when they needed to top up their fluids after partying.

Jack: "I'm so thirsty Iv already drunk 3 cans of irn bru"

Jo: "That's cos we are at the rehydration station"