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StrokEmon 

Pronounced "Stroke-eee-mon"...A word used to describe people that masturbate to nude photos of Pikachu and his degenerate gang of buddies....
Yo! I just caught Pikachu jacking off to nude pictures of..........Himself!!......(eeeewe...)...Thus, dubbing him "king StrokEmon"
StrokEmon by Pete Negwaski! October 20, 2011

strokeloaf 

For one to empty bowles while swimming the breast stroke in order to escape the floaters
make sure you strokeloaf before you get out of the river to save on toilet paper!
strokeloaf by Fishoboy February 3, 2017

Strokeloafus 

For one to empty bowles while swimming backstroke to see if you are escaping the floaters
If you would strokeloafus then you could see if your swimming fast enough to escape floaters
Strokeloafus by Fishoboy April 20, 2017

strokeworthy 

Synonym

adjective

When a fine young/middle age (MILF/FILF) woman/man is an option for naughty fantasies such as sex. Basically a better way of saying im tryna fuck.
“Yoo your mama strokeworthy as fuck.”

Fuck you go to hell.”

Strokeology 

The act of giving a hand job in class. Most likely a grade A whore.
I heard Connor has a Master's degree in strokeology what a slut.

strokeology 

the art of repeatedly stroking salesmen with no intention to buy anything (often practiced by people with absolutely no life or money).
one salesman asks is that guy going to buy anything? the other replies, no that m f er has a phd strokeology degree.
strokeology by fat finger November 3, 2009