strokeio

The act of sexually abusing a patio or a person on said patio

Hey joghen, did you hear about that guy who absolutely strokeio'd his neighbour the other day

by CatConsumer69 July 21, 2022

StrokEmon

Pronounced "Stroke-eee-mon"...A word used to describe people that masturbate to nude photos of Pikachu and his degenerate gang of buddies....

Yo! I just caught Pikachu jacking off to nude pictures of..........Himself!!......(eeeewe...)...Thus, dubbing him "king StrokEmon"

by Pete Negwaski! October 20, 2011

strokeloaf

For one to empty bowles while swimming the breast stroke in order to escape the floaters

make sure you strokeloaf before you get out of the river to save on toilet paper!

by Fishoboy February 3, 2017

Strokeloafus

For one to empty bowles while swimming backstroke to see if you are escaping the floaters

If you would strokeloafus then you could see if your swimming fast enough to escape floaters

by Fishoboy April 20, 2017

strokeworthy

Synonym

adjective

When a fine young/middle age (MILF/FILF) woman/man is an option for naughty fantasies such as sex. Basically a better way of saying im tryna fuck.

“Yoo your mama strokeworthy as fuck.”

“Fuck you go to hell.”

by rashoonthecoon May 16, 2019

Strokeology

The act of giving a hand job in class. Most likely a grade A whore.

I heard Connor has a Master's degree in strokeology what a slut.

by guy who got a hand job in class April 24, 2008

strokeology

the art of repeatedly stroking salesmen with no intention to buy anything (often practiced by people with absolutely no life or money).

one salesman asks is that guy going to buy anything? the other replies, no that m f er has a phd strokeology degree.

by fat finger November 3, 2009