strokeloaf

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For one to empty bowles while swimming the breast stroke in order to escape the floaters

make sure you strokeloaf before you get out of the river to save on toilet paper!

strokeloaf by Fishoboy February 3, 2017

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Strokeloafus

For one to empty bowles while swimming backstroke to see if you are escaping the floaters

If you would strokeloafus then you could see if your swimming fast enough to escape floaters

Strokeloafus by Fishoboy April 20, 2017

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Strokelamia

A disease in which you have to jerk off and finger your butthole every day in order to survive.

Hey doc what’s the cure for strokelamia?
Jerking it and fingering yourself every day for the rest of your life!
Ain’t no skibidi way doc

Strokelamia by BobaWC August 10, 2024

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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