stove cock

A man who performs roles traditionally assigned to women, i.e. cooking, cleaning, and taking care of children.

Sam made all the guys dinner the other night, and today he ironed my shirt. That guy is such a stove cock.

by Marshall Banana January 17, 2004

stone cock

a hard, erect penis

We make out, then he gives me his stone cock.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) August 3, 2019

Cock Shove

Verb: A cock shove when you get a girl on her back, pull off her pants and/or underwear, and shove your cock in her pussy REAL FAST. It can be rape, or not.

Alex: She was totally asking for it! I threw her to the floor, pulled off her pants and cock shoved her!
Tom: NICE!

by 0011101001000100 December 5, 2009

cock stone

A small brown stone (rock) that comes out of your penis during sex with people of the same sex, sometimes comes out in text message format or coated in pepto-bismol

"Ahhh what was that"
"oh nothing just a cock stone"

"Whats that pink boulder?"
"think its a cock stone with pepto-bismol on it, just ignore it"

by Olly Webb July 29, 2007

Cock Blocked by Steve Jobs

When you try to talk to a girl and she puts in her ipod ear buds.

dude, I was totally gonna talk to this girl but I got cock blocked by steve Jobs!

by carleoj79 January 11, 2011

Getting cock blocked by Steve jobs

When your trying to hit on a girl then she takes out her iPhone charger and plugs it in.

Your getting cock blocked by Steve jobs

by #getrekted November 2, 2017

Stonecock

The ultimate of utimate compliments for having a huge dick. Sometimes refered as Stonerock.

After I banged Paul's mom, she said I had a stonecock.

by Justin September 1, 2004