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Cock Blocked by Steve Jobs
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When you
try
to talk to a girl and she
puts
in her ipod
ear buds
.
dude, I was totally
gonna
talk to this girl but I got
cock blocked
by steve
Jobs
!
Cock Blocked by Steve Jobs
by
carleoj79
January 11, 2011
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