Stoecocked 

When you get stoecocked

You just done been stoecocked

Stoecocked by Chris January 30, 2005

Snotcocked 

In order to be snotcocked one must be slapped in the face by a girl who has just given a hand job and had then sneezed into her hands and then proceeds to smack you across the face.

I can't believe that bitch just snotcocked me.

Snotcocked by Dave Riley May 2, 2005