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spongecock
I guy who is so narcissistic and misogynistic he can only get himself off through the vigorous use of a fleshlight and a mirror.
Brad hasn't left his room in days, he's such a spongecock lately...we need to get him out to meet some people.
I'm tired of the dating scene, I think I'm just gonna spongecock it again tonight.
F**k those bitches, I'm going spongecock.
I'm tired of the dating scene, I think I'm just gonna spongecock it again tonight.
F**k those bitches, I'm going spongecock.
spongecock by bestlittlebitchintheworld December 30, 2011
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stoneworks
a vanilla 'geopolitical, roleplay and worldbuilding' minecraft server. Here you can join / create nations and religions, wage wars, get drunk and brew the strongest damn drinks known to mankind and be a salesman.
There are 3 servers that you can access through the hub: Rathinir, Eldham (the coolest) and the application only Kylorne. Rathinir is the oldest and if course first server with the most active players and shortly after comes Eldham.
There are 3 servers that you can access through the hub: Rathinir, Eldham (the coolest) and the application only Kylorne. Rathinir is the oldest and if course first server with the most active players and shortly after comes Eldham.
hey what do you sell on stoneworks?
I collect and sell alcohol of many types ranging from whiskey, brandy's, rum, vodka, beer, wine and mead. My town chief calls me 'the local drunk '.
I collect and sell alcohol of many types ranging from whiskey, brandy's, rum, vodka, beer, wine and mead. My town chief calls me 'the local drunk '.
stoneworks by kid with chin February 12, 2023
stonecold stunner
A very popular wrestling move comprising of a kick to the stomach and a (get ready for this) sitout three quarter facelock neckbreaker, such a move belonged to "Stonecold Steve Austin", the move has also been known as the "whipper snapper", however, althogh it is very popular, this move is very ineffective and is more likely to cause more damage the person performing the move then the victim, but it still kicks ass.
stonecold stunner by Haydar Kash May 18, 2007
Stonehocker
A person with a sexual attraction to small stones and pebbles. Often known to shove them up into their anal cavity.
Stonehocker by franklloydfright October 14, 2018
stuntcock
Often used in the adult entertainment industry, a stuntcock is a "well-endowed" man who stands in for another during explicit scenes.
stuntcock by anti-racist May 17, 2003
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.