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Stittsvegas 

A small town located in the outskirts of Ottawa. Predominately populated with upper-middle class Whites, there are eight Black people. The town is populated with: hockey players, Lululemon wearers, characters who enjoy spending time at Tim Horton's & McDonald's on Friday nights, wive's who spend their husband's money (and like to think they look good doing it), driver's of unnecessarily large automobiles, and sadly, people who will soon become trapped in this "God-forsaken wasteland" (as to which it was referred by it's founder Jackson Stitt in the 1850's).

"Hello, nice to meet you. I'm from Stittsvegas, you may refer to me as a Stitts-vegian if you wish".
We are spending the weekend in Stittsvegas
Stittsvegas by DroopyNuts69 January 6, 2019
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Look at Chris, he's got to be a XXXL. The fat c#*ts wearing a medium, he looks like a stottie smuggler

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Check out that chick's fake tits, fake lips, fake blonde hair, and fake Louis Vuitton bag...she's a total Scottstitute. No way a gold digger like her will go out with a guy who makes under 100K a year.
Scottstitute by steverandom May 31, 2009

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snottsdale by DMAZ June 21, 2007

scottsville 

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scottsville by trexler December 14, 2008

Scottsmith

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That's how Scottsmith rolls in his pirate ship.
Scottsmith by Ladds November 3, 2008