scottsville 

a small town in the south suburbs of Rochester NY. not characterized as an Italian or rich town like the rest of Rochester's suburbs. residents have a weird sense of humor.

scottsville is the smallest town in monroe county.

scottsville by trexler December 14, 2008

Scottsville Schlotzsky 

When a male dips his testicles into honey mustard sauce, shoves his nuts into a woman's mouth, and, while she sucks the sauce off of his coin purse, he ejaculates up her nose. This must be performed while at a fast food establishment. There are extra bonus points if done while the restaurant is open, and customers are inside.

Listen to this dude...Last night, Jennifer let me do the Scottsville Schlotzsky on her in the dining room after closing! It was the greatest!

Scottsville Schlotzsky by cheezeness August 26, 2010

Sacred Heart High School (Stittsville) 

Sacred Heart High School is a catholic middle/high school in Stittsville, Canada. Even though it’s in a rich area, all the girls are thots and all the guys (except for me btw) is a douche bag. One thing people are great at here is getting pregnant at 14 and getting high. The school rivals South Carleton High School which isn’t any better tbh. All students are basically required to wear Gucci cloths and yeezy shoes and flex on pretty much everyone even though they’re all fake and poor. The teachers are homophobic, racist, and sexist, especially the religion teachers. Everyone here wants to be black even though they’re all white. They all seem to think they’re part of a gang, most of them are racist, and they all sell drugs to the 7th graders.

Me: Why is everyone here a hooker/douche bag, oh right, it’s Sacred Heart High School (Stittsville).

Person A: Why do all these people think they’re from the ghetto?
Me: They go to Sacred Heart High School (Stittsville).

Sacred Heart High School (Stittsville) by LikliklikS3AN March 9, 2019

Stittsville 

A small town located in the outskirts of Ottawa. Predominately populated with upper-middle class Whites, there are eight Black people. The town is populated with: hockey players, Lululemon wearers, characters who enjoy spending time at Tim Horton's & McDonald's on Friday nights, wive's who spend their husband's money (and like to think they look good doing it), driver's of unnecessarily large automobiles, and sadly, people who will soon become trapped in this "God-forsaken wasteland" (as to which it was referred by it's founder Jackson Stitt in the 1850's).

"Hello, nice to meet you. I'm from Stittsville, you may refer to me as a Stitts-villian if you wish".

"Let's go to Stitts-Vegas"!

Stittsville by A proud Stitts-villian February 28, 2011

Stittsville 

A "town" that is now connected to kanata through depressing subdivisions which pop up every day. Full of BMW/Mercedes drivers that can't drive, and their sons and daughters are just as bad. You either play hockey, or you're a rich kid who sells vapes on the side. You either go to sacred, the rich school, or south the "greasy" poor school in Richmond because there's no public school here but there is a catholic and French-catholic school. The middle aged citizens seem to have an all out hatred for teens in this town, especially when dirt bikes are involved.
On a Friday morning you'll find the local mcdonalds packed with the elderly, but by 3:00 pm it's filled with a bunch of crazy drunk bastards looking for somewhere to go seshor wheelOverall great place

Hey, wanna go to stittsville? Oh, you mean SHITSVILLE?

Stittsville by karimmmabdull December 8, 2017

Scottville

Small town with nothing fun to do, unless you consider bowling fun. you most likely spend most of your time in ludington at the beach because Scottville is lame.

Girl: I am from Scottville

Guy: Oh..I'm so sorry..

Scottville by smalltowngirl78 June 16, 2008

Stittsville 

"Small" town on the outskirts of Ottawa - used to be basically only a Flea Market but has expanded into Kanata in the recent years.

The population consists of rich bitches who basically live off of mommy and daddy's money (Looking at you Sacred Heart Students/Alumni). The population is basically all Caucasians.. With like 5-10 black people. Oh so diverse.

People absolutely cannot drive, but they think they're fucking amazing. There's also nothing to do except go to Browns, McDicks and Timmies. But hey, if you can play hockey, the town will fucking love you, so don't worry!

Let's go to Stitty!

There's nothing to do in Stittsville...

Stittsville by StittsGirl_og April 1, 2015