The police of Scottsdale, Arizona who have nothing better to do than launch all out investigations of high school parties and the such. You better not get caught smoking weed or drinking a beer underage here or the Scottsdale cops will have your nuts in quite a bind. A routine traffic stop in Scottsdale will usually draw the attention of 3-4 cop cars. Synonymous with douchebags and or pussies. Warning: they feel threatened easily and may shoot with the slightest of movements
1) A somewhat sarcastic term used as a description of someone who is materialistic, shallow, high-maintenance, or just behaving in a generally Scottsdalian manner
2) a phrase used in response to a person who makes a stupid or shallow statement (i.e. someone from Scottsdale)
3) phrase used to describe a person from Scottsdale (see Scottsdale for more information)
1) Jim: Hey look at Madison, she just got fake baked and looks like a cheeto!
Paul: (Sarcastically) Wow she's so Scottsdale.
2) Kelly: Omg I went to the mall yesterday and I spent like $500 on this one purse but I can't find it. Oh well I'll just get two new ones on Saturday.
Cara: (deadpan) Oh you're soo Scottsdale.
3) Jayla is a spoiled little princess with orange skin and fried dyed hair who just got a nose job for her 16th birthday; she's so Scottsdale.
Scottdale is a very small town- Sheetz is the best place to go around here- Vapor Den is the best business in the town- Weird kids like smoking cigs at the parks and act cool- Also kids hang out at their parents attic and smoke gas and play fortnite! Welcome to Scottdale
-Where you from?
scottdale
Tf is that?
-You know where Mount Pleasent is?
No haha
-Well idk what to f*ckn tell you, look at a map
-Yo wanna go to loucks Park and Hang and do weird stuff?
Yah dude lemme finish this cig with my mom than ill ride my bike over!!
-Sounds good man.
What everyone who doesn't live in Scottsdale AZ calls Scottsdale. Mainly because of the perception that all residents of Scottsdale have a condescending attitude.