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A large,white,round,flat breadbun sold in the north east of england. Stotties are mainly sold in Greggs the bakers. I've heard the name stottie originates from when they we're first made many years ago, the bakers used to throw the dough at the floor to check the consistancy, 'stot' being a northern word for throw.

The word stottie is also a local slang word for 'erection'...look av got a stottie!
' am gannin doon greggs for a stottie'
stottie by strawberrycherry November 5, 2008
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stout lager.
a word used only in England..so Ams, don't knock it up as an Americanism..that's too lame.
a stottie and a cig in hand, John banged the gang's chief sister arite..
stottie by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
Scottish round flat bread cake
Mmm! That stottie tastes good!
stottie by Tubbs August 1, 2003
Combining the words “stoner” and “hottie”
A cute girl who occasionally smokes weed
Lookit that stottie, she’s such an amateur
Stottie by AldySkid November 17, 2017
A tuft of hair protruding from the scalp, as a result of a nights sleep. Resembles ‘back combing.’

Often seen in young children.
After a restless night my daughter woke up with a stottie.
Stottie by Trollied12 February 13, 2022

stottie smuggler 

Referring to someone's stomach hanging out the bottom of there t-shirt, so that it looks like a large greggs stottie they've tried to steal by hiding it up the t-shirt
a north east of England slang word for a fat person wearing clothes far too small that there fat stomach hangs out looking like a large flat bread, they might also be said to baguette breasts
Look at Chris, he's got to be a XXXL. The fat c#*ts wearing a medium, he looks like a stottie smuggler
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