Stotty 

A person who is typically an old suspect-paedophile who plays video games. This person will normally look young for his age, enough to pull off a ruse of being 18 years old.

A Stotty will have a very distinctive walk, with a small gait, stiff shoulders and subtly-animate neck and head. A Stotty will enjoy Mountain Dew and staying awake until the desperate moment where he needs to sleep, reasons for this are currently unknown.

Guy 1: That fellow is walking awfully strange, I wonder what's wrong with him...

Guy 2: He must be a Stotty!

Guy 1: He must be, cross the road post-haste so we may scoff at his presence and make criticism of his strange demeanor!

Stotty by FatherOfAStotty April 18, 2013

Stotty 

The term for a flat round bread eaten in the North East by the 'geordie' local population. Although it is sold around the United Kingdom under other names. Tourists may well have sampled the wonderous 'stotty' on a recent trip to Newcastle upon Tyne, sold in all baker shops (Greggs/Peters/Crawfords.

Gis a piece of your stotty geordie, ya greedy bastard.

Stotty by Mr. Tynesider May 26, 2011

Stotty 

a hot girl who doesnt put out or is a straight edge women who hates drinking and drugs

HOLY SHIT DUDE 10/10 right there!
dude she hates drinking
omg fuck off you Stotty

Stotty by Cool Kid33 January 16, 2011

Stotty Totty 

A hot guy/girl from the fabulous town of Stotfold!

" Did you see that model-type from Stotfold?"

"Yeah, 1st class Stotty Totty"

Stotty Totty by Krazy-Kerry November 3, 2011

scotty sire

super funny, under appreciated, totally a hunk, famous youtuber, cute girlfriend, just the total package

person 1: i'm rlly sad and i hate people
person 2: you must be hot then
person 1: y
person 2: bc scotty sire is sad and hates people and he's a hunk

scotty sire by sierrallen June 19, 2017

spotty dotty 

a person thats face is covered in spots or acne...

hey spotty dotty howa you?

spotty dotty by MrJaffaRusty February 23, 2017

Scotty Principle

(n.) The defacto gold star standard for delivering products and/or services within a projected timeframe. Derived from the original Star Trek series wherein Lt. Cmdr. Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott consistently made the seemingly impossible happen just in time to save the crew of the Enterprise from disaster.

The premise is simple:

1) Caluculate average required time for completion of given task.

2) Depending on importance of task, add 25-50% additional time to original estimate.

3) Report and commit to inflated time estimate with superiors, clients, etc.

4) Under optimal conditions the task is completed closer to the original time estimate vs. the inflated delivery time expected by those waiting.

The following situation is a simulation of the Scotty Principle in practice.

Kirk: "The ship seems sluggish today. When was the last time you did a tune-up on the warp drive?"

Scotty: "Aye, sir. She's due. Last maintenance was 56 days ago."

Kirk: (light chuckle) "Well, what are you waiting for? An ambush from cloaked Romulans?"

Scotty: "I'll need to check how much dilithium we have in supply, but she'll be better than new in no time."

Kirk: "And that will be...?"

Scotty: "Six hours."

--- four hours later ---

Scotty: "All done, sir. Care to test her out?"

--- Enterprise taken rapidly to warp 3, does a few doughnuts, comes to a smooth stop ---

Kirk: "Scotty, there's no finer engineer in this quadrant!"

Scotty Principle by fugitive247 September 6, 2005