Scottstitute

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Combination of Scottsdale+Prostitute. While not literally meaning a "Scottsdale Prostitute," this term refers to the typically shallow, money conscious women of Scottsdale, Arizona who will whore around with any men who can provide for them materially.

Check out that chick's fake tits, fake lips, fake blonde hair, and fake Louis Vuitton bag...she's a total Scottstitute. No way a gold digger like her will go out with a guy who makes under 100K a year.

Scottstitute by steverandom May 31, 2009

Words you can keep

slotstitute

A slotstitute is a person at a casino who offers sexual favors in return for slotplay.

I was playing my favorite machine at the casino but wasnt winning, my machine was down to $1.00 and then a slotstitute sat in the seat next to me and grabbed my cock and said"i'll suck your cock if you let me play your last dollar". So i thought about it and said "i'll play a couple more times and then you can slip down here and give me 50cents worth"

slotstitute by ONAD REPEP June 12, 2014

Related Words

Scottstitute • slotstitute • Scutstitute • Sportstitute • Scott sitter

slotstitute

A slotstitute is a person at a casino who offers sexual favors in return for slotplay.

slotstitute by ONAD REPEP June 12, 2014

Sportstitute

The art of sending your kid to college on a sports scholarship knowing the odds are stacked against them but your Ego wins and reality will bite your kid in the butt..

So sad seeing another sportstitute in action , being an ex NFL player he hopes his name will get his daughter the edge to play D1 volleyball. She has two left feet but the name alone gives her an advantage. She will invetlably fail but dad will be happy, she on the other hand really wanted to go to an Arts School.

Sportstitute by Volleymom March 2, 2017

Scutstitute

A scutistitute is a slutty girl who will fuck anyone at any time of day without any reason without the excuse of being drunk. She's the scuttiest of em all and wont turn down a dick down even for $.She is very open about her sluttiness and will even point it out to you. She has no standards.

Tiger woods is a male scutstitute

Scutstitute by Berlep July 27, 2010

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026