stone cock
a hard, erect penis
stone cock by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) August 3, 2019
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cock stone
A small brown stone (rock) that comes out of your penis during sex with people of the same sex, sometimes comes out in text message format or coated in pepto-bismol
"Ahhh what was that"
"oh nothing just a cock stone"
"Whats that pink boulder?"
"think its a cock stone with pepto-bismol on it, just ignore it"
"oh nothing just a cock stone"
"Whats that pink boulder?"
"think its a cock stone with pepto-bismol on it, just ignore it"
cock stone by Olly Webb July 29, 2007
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stove cock
A man who performs roles traditionally assigned to women, i.e. cooking, cleaning, and taking care of children.
Sam made all the guys dinner the other night, and today he ironed my shirt. That guy is such a stove cock.
stove cock by Marshall Banana January 17, 2004
Cock Scone
When someone is acting like a proverbial uptight dick. Thinks he's funny when his sense of humor resembles a dried up 4 month old douche. Completely useless and, just like it's name sake, likely never going to end up in someone's mouth without being spat out and regretted instantly.
Also the male version of a cunt muffin or twat waffle.
Also the male version of a cunt muffin or twat waffle.
Cock Scone by Pocketwench September 17, 2014
cock stoned
Situation where a female is totally infatuated with her boyfriend and even lame excuses, used by her boyfriend to explain cheating, work e.g. "I tripped and landed in her pussy", "I'm a proctologist sweety, thats just one of our newer techniques we use"
cock stoned by Chris B. T. November 3, 2008
Stonehocker
A person with a sexual attraction to small stones and pebbles. Often known to shove them up into their anal cavity.
Stonehocker by franklloydfright October 14, 2018
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