stone cock

a hard, erect penis

We make out, then he gives me his stone cock.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) August 3, 2019

cock stone

A small brown stone (rock) that comes out of your penis during sex with people of the same sex, sometimes comes out in text message format or coated in pepto-bismol

"Ahhh what was that"
"oh nothing just a cock stone"

"Whats that pink boulder?"
"think its a cock stone with pepto-bismol on it, just ignore it"

by Olly Webb July 29, 2007

stove cock

A man who performs roles traditionally assigned to women, i.e. cooking, cleaning, and taking care of children.

Sam made all the guys dinner the other night, and today he ironed my shirt. That guy is such a stove cock.

by Marshall Banana January 17, 2004

Cock Scone

When someone is acting like a proverbial uptight dick. Thinks he's funny when his sense of humor resembles a dried up 4 month old douche. Completely useless and, just like it's name sake, likely never going to end up in someone's mouth without being spat out and regretted instantly.

Also the male version of a cunt muffin or twat waffle.

Why does every guy I date have to be a complete cock scone?

by Pocketwench September 17, 2014

cock stoned

Situation where a female is totally infatuated with her boyfriend and even lame excuses, used by her boyfriend to explain cheating, work e.g. "I tripped and landed in her pussy", "I'm a proctologist sweety, thats just one of our newer techniques we use"

Her boyfriend was cheating on her but she's too cock stoned to realise it.

by Chris B. T. November 3, 2008

Stonehocker

A person with a sexual attraction to small stones and pebbles. Often known to shove them up into their anal cavity.

My friend Doug is such a stonehocker.

by franklloydfright October 14, 2018

Stonerock

The ultimate of ultimate complimates for have a huge dick. Also refered to as Stonecock.

After Justin banged Paul's mom, she said he had a Stonerock.

by Justin September 1, 2004