Cockstoned

Fucking a bong or other paraphernalia

Dude i was so high and bored that i got cockstoned and fucked the ol' 3 footer

by Digging8inchesdeep December 6, 2006

cocksmoked

verb-some girl told me that it means "to get hit by something"....by what, i dont know. i think you can draw your own conclusions.

katie got cocksmoked in the head by a ( gatorade bottle)?

by tdubs May 13, 2005

cockstand

when a penis is erect,a hard-on.

that sexy image gives me a cockstand.

by mike briggs July 13, 2003

Cocktopede

An insect like creature like a centepede apart from having 100 legs the cocktopede has 100 cocks for legs. He is a famous singer on youtube check him out.

Oh my god check out the fucking cocktopede he has 100 cocks and they are huge I have only got one and its tiny what a lucky CUNT.

by DEANOOOOO December 30, 2008

cockston

the same meaning of cock, dick

Joey Jordison: "Some weird fucking thing covering my cockston"

by vacuslipknot April 11, 2008

coldstoned

The act of visiting Cold Stone Creamery to get ice cream while baked.

Getting really baked, and going to Cold Stone

by Bernard Parsons August 28, 2005

cockstand

This is what happens to adolescent boys when they sit around doing nothing.

A cockstand is an erection that happens throughout puberty due to the large amounts of androgens floating around the teenager's body. A cockstand can only be remedied by masturbation.

During English class, Missy notices Stephen has what it seems like a hard object sticking up on the frontal section of his pants. Fraught with curiosity Missy asks:
Missy: What's that sticking up on Stephen's pants?
Derrick: He's got a cockstand Missy. (The whole class laughs).

by Lorindel February 6, 2010