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Cockstoned 

Dude i was so high and bored that i got cockstoned and fucked the ol' 3 footer
Cockstoned by Digging8inchesdeep December 6, 2006
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cocksmoked

verb-some girl told me that it means "to get hit by something"....by what, i dont know. i think you can draw your own conclusions.
katie got cocksmoked in the head by a ( gatorade bottle)?
cocksmoked by tdubs May 13, 2005

cockstand 

when a penis is erect,a hard-on.
that sexy image gives me a cockstand.
cockstand by mike briggs July 13, 2003

Cocktopede 

An insect like creature like a centepede apart from having 100 legs the cocktopede has 100 cocks for legs. He is a famous singer on youtube check him out.
Oh my god check out the fucking cocktopede he has 100 cocks and they are huge I have only got one and its tiny what a lucky CUNT.
Cocktopede by DEANOOOOO December 30, 2008

cockston 

Joey Jordison: "Some weird fucking thing covering my cockston"
cockston by vacuslipknot April 11, 2008

coldstoned

The act of visiting Cold Stone Creamery to get ice cream while baked.
Getting really baked, and going to Cold Stone
coldstoned by Bernard Parsons August 28, 2005

cockstand 

This is what happens to adolescent boys when they sit around doing nothing.

A cockstand is an erection that happens throughout puberty due to the large amounts of androgens floating around the teenager's body. A cockstand can only be remedied by masturbation.
During English class, Missy notices Stephen has what it seems like a hard object sticking up on the frontal section of his pants. Fraught with curiosity Missy asks:
Missy: What's that sticking up on Stephen's pants?
Derrick: He's got a cockstand Missy. (The whole class laughs).
cockstand by Lorindel February 6, 2010
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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