Stonehocker
A person with a sexual attraction to small stones and pebbles. Often known to shove them up into their anal cavity.
Stonehocker by franklloydfright October 14, 2018
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Stonehocker Theory
The theory that, even if you can't afford dental care and meals for your kids, you can still afford sixty inch flat screens and brand new cars. Usually associated with wearing Nascar shirts and pajama pants in public.
Steve: How do they afford such nice things?
Kenzi: It's simple. They live by the Stonehocker Theory.
Kenzi: It's simple. They live by the Stonehocker Theory.
Stonehocker Theory by I heart chocolate flakes! March 25, 2009
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Stonelicker Argumentation
When the argument/statement is so moronic, you are forced to conclude only a person with an iq level of an inbred arab caveman could come up with such idiocy.
Guy A: " Jesus was actually a muslim that followed Islam"
Guy B: "That's peak stonelicker argumentation right there"
Guy B: "That's peak stonelicker argumentation right there"
Stonelicker Argumentation by Abdool8 October 23, 2024
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