Stonehocker

A person with a sexual attraction to small stones and pebbles. Often known to shove them up into their anal cavity.

My friend Doug is such a stonehocker.

by franklloydfright October 14, 2018

Stonehocker Theory

The theory that, even if you can't afford dental care and meals for your kids, you can still afford sixty inch flat screens and brand new cars. Usually associated with wearing Nascar shirts and pajama pants in public.

Steve: How do they afford such nice things?

Kenzi: It's simple. They live by the Stonehocker Theory.

by I heart chocolate flakes! March 25, 2009

Stonelicker Argumentation

When the argument/statement is so moronic, you are forced to conclude only a person with an iq level of an inbred arab caveman could come up with such idiocy.

Guy A: " Jesus was actually a muslim that followed Islam"
Guy B: "That's peak stonelicker argumentation right there"

by Abdool8 October 23, 2024