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The theory that, even if you can't afford dental care and meals for your kids, you can still afford sixty inch flat screens and brand new cars. Usually associated with wearing Nascar shirts and pajama pants in public.
Steve: How do they afford such nice things?

Kenzi: It's simple. They live by the Stonehocker Theory.
by I heart chocolate flakes! March 25, 2009
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