smokeless

the condition of wearing no underwear.

it's okay, mrs. landingham, she hasn't gone smokeless.

smokeless by kendall September 6, 2004

stokedness 

noun. the state or quality of being stoked

Nicole tried to hide her stokedness from Isaac.

stokedness by 6 8eight se7en March 22, 2009

smokeless

Also Known as:

Commando (For Men, or Without a Bra for women)

Going Indian

Greyhounding (Greyhounds are often Refered to as little horses, Exept Without Jockeys, As are you if you need the term)

Hangin' Around (For men, mostly)

As Nature Intended

Freeing The Python(Men)

Freeing The Kitten(women)

"Man, I didn' get time to Head down the Landromat, so I had to go Go commando today"

smokeless by Churba December 8, 2004

smokeless tobacco

1. Dip- Hands down one of God's greatest gifts to man. Shredded tobacco that comes in snuff(sand-like), fine cut(short strands), and long cut(longer cuts of tobacco). It is sold in a can and is put between your lip and gums. New users will experience a "buzz" from the nicotine, but experienced dippers(myself included) build a tolerance to the nicotine and it just makes you feel like a million bucks. Popular brands are: Copenhagen(the manliest but expensive), Skoal(expensive and for pussies), and Grizzly(cheap but satisfying). Dip also comes in a variety of flavors such as natural, straight, wintergreen, mint, whiskey flavors, and fruity flavors(mainly Skoal which is for new dippers).

2. Chew- Leaf tobacco that you chew on unlike dip. It does not give you a buzz but the taste is much milder than dip. It comes in a pouch and is place in your cheek. Popular brands are Red Man(the classic chew), Taylor's Pride(expensive but worth it), and Levi Garret(also another classic chew). Chew is not flavored like dip is. The taste is very sweet and has a hint of raisin taste to it in my opinion.

1. Joe- Man I'm fresh outta my Grizzly Natural Long Cut. Can you spot me a pinch of your Copenhagen Straight?
Trent- Sure man anything for my boy.

2. Hilton- This Red Man smokeless tobacco is makin' me spit like a water hose I reckon.
Joey- Shut up Hilton, you're a vagina. (Not because chew is for vaginas)

smokeless tobacco by no-longer-a-yankee January 10, 2011

Spokeless

pronounced: Spoke-less

IPA Pronounciation" s-poh-ke-li-ss

-noun
a.) when the ass sphincter loses its ability to shut, ultimately leading to a point where the ass sphincter can no longer hold anything in or keep anything out. Usually a cause of intentional contious over-use, except in cases of denial or malticious intent and that is unfortunate.

Two cures:
A,) With surgery and removal of part of the sphincter it can be tighted again, but it requires much required personal training. Quick yet very painful solution but may require a numbing agent to be bareable.
B.)Person must practice very difficult self-checking and restraint for what may ultimately seem like the rest of your life, to create new SPOKES. May take up to a lifetime to cure.

Precuations to avoid being spokeless:
a.)avoid over use at all costs. There is a point where one becomes aware that somethng has changed yet they can still fix it quick. But it is a slippery slope and the condition can creep on you with you expecting it so beware. Once you lose a spoke, although it must we worked down for a while, once it is gone it must grow back again somewhere unique and new so it will be painfull at first until you practice enough and continously work on developing the spoke.
B.)make even usage of all holes to ensure the constant usage to learn to control of the muscle and for maintannce of that control

Alernate definitions:

a.) an ass that has no grip anymore
b.) a gayman's ass that has been used to a point where the grip of his asshole no longer keeps his shit in and keeps the cock out.
c.)a gayman who intentionally and driven by the urge to have his cake and eat his and your's to, can no longer give anyone pleasure becuase they cant feel anything while he is getting fucked and he can only be pleasured by the next thing that will ultimately end up streching him out even more.

c.)

"Ouh Wee, that bitch is SPOKE-less!"

"damn, he gone and lost his spokes, stupid dumbass is spokelss."

"He fucked himself spokeless, bitch got what was coming to him."

"He has got to get his grip back, cuz being spokeless is tragic."

"Spokeless aint pretty."

Spokeless by Get Bent On It March 12, 2009

storeless 

I feeling when your parents, siblings, relatives or friends won’t take you to the store

Now I’m storeless all because he didn’t take me to the store

storeless by WordsWizardKAPOW July 6, 2021

smokeless

Wearing no underwear or anything else, smockless. Possibly from Chaucer, The Clerk's Tale, lines 874-5: "But yet I hope it be nat youre entente / That I smoklees out of youre paleys wente."

"It's okay, Mrs. Landingham, she hasn't gone smokeless" (The West Wing)

smokeless by The Deege December 4, 2023