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shoelessed 

A term given for a statement that has no relevance to the previous question.
These questions show a shoelessed answer.

Q. Do think it will rain today?
A. we are going to mango.

Q. Should we call the bus?
A. John has done a good job
shoelessed by exzimbo February 7, 2009
it's okay, mrs. landingham, she hasn't gone smokeless.
smokeless by kendall September 6, 2004

steveless Tee 

A turtle neck or mock turtle neck with the sleeves cut off. The person wearing this tee typicaly has a phobia of anything (collar of a shirt) touching his neck. The sleeves are cut off it help cool the wearer do to the extra material in the neck area.
I saw steve wearing a steveless tee the other day under his uniform shirt.
steveless Tee by Teve-o August 15, 2010

Stateless 

A person who is considered a foreigner by every country on planet Earth.
John: Hey, why don’t you just deport yourself?
Lulu: I can’t. I tried, but no country will take me - I am stateless.
Stateless by Now+here September 9, 2020
Also Known as:

Commando (For Men, or Without a Bra for women)

Going Indian

Greyhounding (Greyhounds are often Refered to as little horses, Exept Without Jockeys, As are you if you need the term)

Hangin' Around (For men, mostly)

As Nature Intended

Freeing The Python(Men)

Freeing The Kitten(women)
"Man, I didn' get time to Head down the Landromat, so I had to go Go commando today"
smokeless by Churba December 8, 2004

stonelegs 

1.) A person who sucks at soccer and even gets made fun of by the coach of the team
2.) A player that gets no respect from his fellow teammates
3.) The team bitch
Allen(in a BITCHY voice): Coach can I please go in?
Coach: No Allen! You are terrible, stonelegs!
Team: Ahhahahahahahaha, STONELEGS , ahahahahahahhaha
stonelegs by nottobynoble January 11, 2009
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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