kendall's definitions

chili dog

A disturbing type of scatology in which a man defecates between a womans breasts and then procedes to tit fuck using the waste as a lubricant. The penis is the hot dog the shit the chili and of course the breasts are the buns. chili scat shit

I performed a chili dog with this fat chick with huge tits yesterday. How was it? Lets just say the best part of the experience was the smell, well atleast it wasn't my bed.

by Kendall May 13, 2005

smokeless

the condition of wearing no underwear.

it's okay, mrs. landingham, she hasn't gone smokeless.

by kendall September 6, 2004

Twinkle

The substance shot from a penis more often referring to a cumshot which lands in a persons eye. cum semen jiz

Damn I fucked Sharron yesterday then just before I busted I pulled out and put a twinkle in her eye.

by Kendall May 13, 2005

funga

Something that only certain people know about and they talk about it all the time around people who don't know what it is and they have to figure it out.

-Dude that is funga!
-Man funga is da bomb.
-"I hit my head on the side walk today"... oh yeah? What'd funga have to say about it?

by Kendall November 8, 2004

moffie

south african slang for someone whos acting or is gay

Fuck off if your gonna be a moffie

by kendall October 22, 2003

policy wonk

policy wonks are the ones with all the information about a particular subject or area of policy.

chiefs of staff have agendas; policy wonks have information

by kendall November 17, 2004

Scrotagonal

Something so terribly horrendous it can't possibly be defined using any other word in this or any other language.

This beverage is absolutly scrotagonal.

by Kendall February 19, 2005