stocking-stouffers

Small Christmas --- oops, I mean, WINTER HOLIDAY --- gifts of boxed frozen ready-to-eat-or-heat edibles.

Giving someone stocking-stouffers is all well and good, but you need to place said goodies in said cloth receptacles just shortly before their recipients come to collect them, since the frozen packages would likely start thawing before too long, and thus would make a drippy mess.

by QuacksO July 9, 2021

Stocking Stuffer

A tube sock that is used by adolescent males to ejaculate into when masturbating to contain the mess and hide it from their moms

My mom knew I was jerking off when she found my stiff stocking stuffer in the clothes hamper

by wildcard007 December 20, 2009

California Stocking Stuffer

When you insert a didlo into a sleeping person's ass, then use a mallet to knock it the rest of the way in.

Dude, he's knocked out! We should give him a California Stocking Stuffer!!!

by Jschape June 11, 2010

stocking stuffer

A guy who stuffs socks in his pants to give the illusion of large genitals.

Wilma: "Wow! Look at the package on that guy."

Wanda: "Don't bother with him. He's a stocking stuffer with a little prick."

by Bosco-dude December 20, 2009

Stocking Stuffer

Do a girl in the poop chute and, at any point, stuff your nuts in there too

The best time to do the stocking stuff is during ejaculation

by Pimpin Is My Lifestyle March 30, 2005

stocking stuffer

a transvestite, transexual, cross dresser

I was in such a k-hole last night I had no iea that chick i went home with was actually a stocking stuffer.

by jerk jiggler February 19, 2005

hillbilly stocking stuffer

the act of cramming ones penis into a small animal such as a squirrel or ferret and then stuffing it into a womens vagina. this is prefferably done wile the animal is still alive and the women is asleep.

dude i gave this chick a hillbilly stocking stuffer at this party last night, i think it gave her rabies!

by kinitsu hayabusa November 24, 2010