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Stocking 

Mistaking the word stocking for stoking, commonly attributed to people with poor spelling, sausage fingers, and struggling with obesity.
Just chilling in Austria, off to Munich Oktoberfest tomorrow 'stocking' should be looooose!!
Stocking by Ballbagger September 28, 2011

stocking 

Verb; the heinous act of forcefully positioning geriatric females in a prone arrangement over the armrest of your couch for the sadistic but sexually driven act of elder sodomy.
Matt: So dude, I heard that your Nanna Hobbs is coming over sunday...
Dustin: Yeah bro, its my birthday!
Matt: I'ma be stocking that musty claptrap fo sho!
stocking by Cornielus Assfuck February 1, 2008

stocking 

creepily following Mark. Not to be confused with stalking. Which means creepily following a person.
Wow -- Eric's already stocking Mark at his not-yet home. Freakshow.
stocking by schneider the writer October 15, 2008

Stocking 

person 1: stocking is so bad bruh
person 2: word bro, best goth chick ever
Stocking by ewadewaewaewa January 30, 2024

Stocking Tug 

A male who enjoys taking a pair of stockings, preferably used and smelly, if possible still wet from her sweaty feet and rubbing his cock up and down them. Inserting the cock into the stocking and masturbating until he cums into the stocking and leaves them back without the poor girl not knowing what treat lies in her sheer stocking
Joe I went to the bathroom last night before bed and found Sarah's dirty stockings on the floor. I had a good sniff and my dick got so hard I ended up having a stocking tug and blew my load all over them. Cant wait to see her wearing them in the morning again.
Stocking Tug by Foot Seduction October 13, 2011

Stocking overflow 

When stuffing the Christmas Stockings, and you have too much stuff to fit inside, the extra gifts that you scatter around the outside of the stocking are called " Stocking Overflow".
As I was setting out the Christmas stockings on Christmas Eve, my husband was questioning all the extra gifts that couldn't fit into the stocking, he asked what is that? and I said, "Stocking Overflow".
Stocking overflow by Jo-March December 1, 2022