didlo is the ebay version of dildo, if you shove it up yer arse yer probably getting an std. sorry pal
ebay cunt: selling didlos fur 2 quid each!
you: aw hvy geez wan
ebay cunt: here ye gonpal
you: wait, a saw bigfatgreencocks post aboot didlos! am no taking aht hing anymare al get gonarehha.
ebay cunt: naww! screw you bigfatgreencock!
When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.
When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.
James was so so horny, but was tired of jerking off and wanted some non-gay anal, so he went outside to gather the perfect dildo stick. Turns out, sanitizer burns your ass.