ferret

The most desirable of any domesticated animal.

My ferret Slinky ran away, so I shot myself.

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

ferret

A small lovable animal of the marmot family, which has a slinky for a spine, and a thieves way of finding all of your loot and distributing it back in there own hiding places.

"Honey, have you seen where the ferret hid my keys?"

by Gueethepagan May 4, 2005

ferret

Best thing of anything. ever. all who say otherwise should go suck on it.

by Who wants to know? April 5, 2003

ferret

Ferrets are playful, curious, fun and interesting. They are related to pole cats, sunks, weazels and meakats They often get too excited and run into things espeialy when on tiles. They "dook" when playing. Ferrets are NOT vicious unless u train them to be.They come in different colours not just albino.

Awwww look at the cute little ferret...:)

by **~~Ferret Lover~~** September 19, 2008

ferret

an amazing animal. looks like a small version of a cat crossed with a wiener dog

person 1: what is that?

person 2: its a snake with legs!

person 3: no, its a ferret

by slinky cat February 4, 2009

ferret

a gorges playfull little aniaml...kind of like a weasel..great pets!

my ferret is so funny,we can watch her all day

by glt August 26, 2006

ferret

Animal that apparentally 'kicks ass' but smells like piss.

Wow, that ferret smells like piss.

by Channy<3Aaron August 12, 2007