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stripe shirt theory
The idea, proven by research, that a girls tits look larger when they wear a shirt with horizontal stripes on it.
Matt: Dude her titties are looking huge today.
Logan: Yeah shes wearing a stripe shirt too.
Matt: Its the stripe shirt theory again man!
Logan: Yeah shes wearing a stripe shirt too.
Matt: Its the stripe shirt theory again man!
stripe shirt theory by latinmaster December 16, 2011
A Sir Stripe
A Sir Stripe is relationship situation where an older male, often a dominant male mentors a younger female, often a submissive female in the arts of kinky sex.
A Sir Stripe relationship most often includes kinky sex sadomasochist play, often a Master slave relationship.
A Sir Stripe by bcp4058 May 23, 2011
Storpey
A seriously underrated Youtuber with some of the best reactions to horror that sadly has a condition on his wrists that prevents him from playing many games nowadays. Thankfully he and his girlfriend (Sparrowmella) have a joint channel where she can play the game and still see his brilliant reactions in tandem with her also-brilliant reactions. His first video was a video of his reactions to him playing F.E.A.R. from 2006 with no gameplay. It became extremely famous and 3 years later he did his reactions to F.E.A.R. 2, which also became extremely famous. After that he started uploading regularly and has played a multitude of games such as Amnesia: Justine, Slender (the original, the Slenderman's Shadow maps, Haunt, Woods and The Arrival), Nightmare House 2, Faster Than Light and Minecraft, among others.. The most recently started series in his joint channel (Storpmella) is Octodad and their first (and still ongoing) was Cry of Fear.
Guy 1: Who are your favorite Youtubers?
Guy 2: Markiplier and Storpey.
Guy 1: I know who Markiplier is but who's Storpey?
Guy 2: The guy that made The Tale of Clive and Billy.
Guy 1: Oh, that video was epic!
Guy 2: Markiplier and Storpey.
Guy 1: I know who Markiplier is but who's Storpey?
Guy 2: The guy that made The Tale of Clive and Billy.
Guy 1: Oh, that video was epic!
Storpey by Toa of Gallifrey May 10, 2014
Striped Sweater
Spongebob: I'd like to call this little number "Striped Sweater" The best time to wear a stiped sweater is all the time, One with the collar, Turtle Neck, That's the kind,
'Cause when you're wearing that.... one.... special.... sweater.... (should always be sung in a high pitch voice a.k.a. Spongebob immitation)
'Cause when you're wearing that.... one.... special.... sweater.... (should always be sung in a high pitch voice a.k.a. Spongebob immitation)
Striped Sweater by adogc95 December 8, 2010
shit stirrer
shit stirrer by NellyOdell March 27, 2013
Fudge Stripe Cookie
Following the act of getting rammed in the ass, the extraction of the penis from your lady (on high fiber diet) leaving a frothy Beaver Slide on her back. Notably, no mention is made of the Fudge Stripe Cookies, to preserve the dignity of the Stripe contributor.
Daddy, I was fucking Jocinda in the butt and when boat shifted my penis made a Fudge Stripe Cookie on her back. Should I tell her?
Fudge Stripe Cookie by BobbyScott June 25, 2016
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.