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A squonks is a person with a relatively high pitched voice, A squonks is usually a little person that plays online games such as fortnite, people use this as an insult towards the little kids online.
Squonks : "hey guys can you drop me that gold pump"
Man 1: "SHUT UP YOU SQUONKS CUNT"
Man 2: "FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFF"
squonks by lonkasauresrex November 24, 2019
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a funny sounding word. may be used as a synonym for shit or the act of shitting, or as a synonym for the word wonky (meaning wack or defunct)
stepping in dog squonky is no way to start your day

man that sweater is straight squonky, you look like a damn fool
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used to describe an awkward or uncomfortable situation brought on by any range of things
it's gettin squonky up in here!
squonky by warthog July 1, 2012
The act of squeezing e-liquid from the reservoir of a bottom-fed e-cig mod up into the atomizer.
Forgetting to squonk to can lead to dry hits and a burnt wick.
squonk by Ewussor March 10, 2015
A dank term for a person whom suffers from Strabismus ( Cross-Eyed Syndrome)
Ow Squonk! Pass us the Dark Fruits
Squonk by NiandraLaDes September 17, 2019

Squonkey 

The cross between a squirrel and a monkey. They tend to be quite restless but make up for it in cuteness.
“Hey come check this out! I just captured a rare squonkey.”
Squonkey by Squonkward May 30, 2018
Verb
To walk or to wander off in a random direction with no given purpose or objective.
Don’t squonkle into the forest for you may get lost and die a horrible, HORRIBLE death 💀
Squonkle by anonymous March 29, 2023
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Satellite baddies

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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