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squanksta 

A squirrel of the "Gangsta" variety.

(As created by Abby and Bridget circa October 2005)
Yea dat's me, tinted out ridin' durrty - comin' down ya street
I'm a (Squanksta squanksta), Git triggas squeez'd up!
Got fitty killas with me, Strap'd down - G's up!!
Cuz I'm a (Squanksta squanksta), Yea top of the list
BME motherfucker - Git cha mind right bitch!
squanksta by Abizzle January 22, 2008
Words you can keep

Squantagio

a fellow who’s hips are wider than his shoulders
“that homie built squantagio”

“he was dealt the squantagio gene
Squantagio by Jonx Jornis May 10, 2023

Swanksta 

A suposed gangsta who is very fashionable and stylish, and has probably never partook in any actually gang related activities.
"You aint no gangsta, but you is swanksta dawg."
Swanksta by mickey brown February 17, 2007

Spunkstain 

A spot of seman or other type of sex juice on clothes, furniture, sheets or blankets
Karen, did you know that you had a big spunkstain on your bead spread.
Spunkstain by Steve Connors April 4, 2006

Squawktard 

A retarded person that utters a loud, harsh cry, as a duck, parrot, or other fowl might sound. Trust me dude, they are out there, and holy shit are they frightening!
Dude, I saw a squawktard today at a restaurant, and it was staring at me making this God awful sound. I thought they had a bird at first until I locked eyes with it, and it freaked out.
Squawktard by brrutled June 19, 2011

skankstain 

An awesome person and totally not the smear of filth left on your sheets after bedding a skank.
Wow that skankstain is even more awesome than I thought!
skankstain by Stray2615 April 30, 2019

shanksta 

Noun 1.one who shanks
2. someone who cuts another with a shank read: shank
That shanksta is crazy!
shanksta by Zoloman November 7, 2003
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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