squemch

To kiss

"Dang wuv i could use a squemch" *squemches*

by Definitiondude76x February 26, 2022

squerch

Noun. The sound a vagina makes when eating a human being.

Verb. The act of a vagina eating a human being.

"I heard Megan's vagina consuming Bob. It sounded like, "Squerch! squerch! squerch! squerch!"
"That's terrible! Where you able to save Bob?"
"No -- by the time the paramedics got there with the jaws of life, Megan's vagina had squerched Bob entirely!"

by Hellzapoppin' May 20, 2017

squelchmeat

squelchmeat is the perfect tits and bum,with a face to match,makes you crash

your car or motorcycle or anything your driving/riding.

think of smooth wet or oily flesh that may squeak when squeased or rubbed sensually.

i saw this "squelchmeat" along the 1412, her tits/arse were bouncing like Rossis suspension, then the scotty burst and i recieved first degree burns to my cock.
or
jeez, that bird i knocked off last night was wet, she squirted till she farted then slapped me with her tits till my lips were swollen (got to include the lesbos too).

by mik63 August 14, 2007

cum squelch

Like tone squelch on a walkie talkie but with cum from “wankie pankie”.

Jack was feeling sexually abandoned on a deserted island so he wanked out an SOS in cum squelch all over his sleeping girlfriends face in the hope of rescue.

by Hambone Fakenamington December 28, 2021

squelchtocks

Unusually liquidy diarrhea, usually accompanied by a series of wet farts.

After eating that Indian food, I had SquelchTocks for 45 minutes!

by GerthPaul March 23, 2016

squimchy

An accurate description of a squishy frog.

That frog is looking very squimchy, and not at all plumpshous.

by Squimchy Frog_Lover 69 January 21, 2022

Squeech

A synonym for ejaculation. Fun to say.

Bro, did you just squeech on my balls?!

by Hammer of Jesus February 12, 2020