squelchmeat 

squelchmeat is the perfect tits and bum,with a face to match,makes you crash

your car or motorcycle or anything your driving/riding.

think of smooth wet or oily flesh that may squeak when squeased or rubbed sensually.

i saw this "squelchmeat" along the 1412, her tits/arse were bouncing like Rossis suspension, then the scotty burst and i recieved first degree burns to my cock.
or
jeez, that bird i knocked off last night was wet, she squirted till she farted then slapped me with her tits till my lips were swollen (got to include the lesbos too).

squelchmeat by mik63 August 14, 2007

Squelchman 

When the middle, index fingers and thumb are used secretly to squeeze the the head of the penis repetitively, when an attractive female is near.

Maddie sits next Sean in a slightly to revealing top, Sean see's cleavage and instantly has to squelch his penis, but however Sean wasn't sneaky enough and Romie named him the 'squelchman'.

Squelchman by Gimmmo May 6, 2011

squelchmeky 

A popular Fortnite UGC Developer. Owner of "EkonBuilds". His online mascot is a fox.

Did you see Squelchmeky's new map? it's awesome!

squelchmeky by Fortnite UGC Manager December 21, 2021

Squelchmaxxing

Squelching is the act of peeing and gooning (nutting) at the same time; applies to boys and girls

“I’m squelchmaxxing so hard right now”

Squelchmaxxing by Squelchmaxxing January 18, 2025

Squelchmaxxing

When you cover yourself in Vaseline and get in a tightly enclosed space like a tub or a closet with a hardwood floor, coat the surface with glycerin, and proceed to move about as fast as physically possible. A typical squelch session will end with either being ejected from said space, concussing against the borders of said space, or passing out from exhaustion and/or an unforeseen allergic reaction to the glycerin.

Squelching takes place in what's commonly referred to as a squelch laboratory, or in parts of the Midwest, a squelchatorium.

Competitive squelchmaxxing is graded upon longevity of the squelch, as well as the peak and average squelch velocity.

Did you hear that the Lithuanian team has been banned from any further squelchmaxxing in the Summer Olympics due to a controversy involving porpoise growth hormones?

My kid was sent to the principals office for attempting to squelch in the supply closet. When did squelchmaxxing become so taboo? This used to be a country. We will be homeschooling Jimmy from now on.

Squelchmaxxing by Squelchmaxxchamp'87 February 27, 2025