Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Oh no.... Casey is totally gonna get squelched by Tanner later
Squelched by Haha I’m beef May 30, 2020
Squelchy/squelched - when one gets so high his voice rises four octaves high, making him sound like a cracked out Mickey Mouse.
Did you hear Bryan's voice after he hit the bong?

Yeah he's totally squelched right now.
Squelched by shanagains9211 October 3, 2022

squelching [squelch] [squelched] 

Cumming in sum1s ear will result in them having been squelched and to do this to sum1 is called squelching
squelching squelch squelched

Squinched 

According to Solar Opposites S01E01 according to Urban Dictionary to have been squinched means to have been cut loose
OMG Vanbo we've been squinched!
Squinched by Inzaen April 4, 2021

squelchmeat 

squelchmeat is the perfect tits and bum,with a face to match,makes you crash

your car or motorcycle or anything your driving/riding.

think of smooth wet or oily flesh that may squeak when squeased or rubbed sensually.
i saw this "squelchmeat" along the 1412, her tits/arse were bouncing like Rossis suspension, then the scotty burst and i recieved first degree burns to my cock.
or
jeez, that bird i knocked off last night was wet, she squirted till she farted then slapped me with her tits till my lips were swollen (got to include the lesbos too).
squelchmeat by mik63 August 14, 2007

cum squelch 

Like tone squelch on a walkie talkie but with cum from “wankie pankie”.
Jack was feeling sexually abandoned on a deserted island so he wanked out an SOS in cum squelch all over his sleeping girlfriends face in the hope of rescue.
cum squelch by Hambone Fakenamington December 28, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
Load more