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Noun. The sound a vagina makes when eating a human being.

Verb. The act of a vagina eating a human being.
"I heard Megan's vagina consuming Bob. It sounded like, "Squerch! squerch! squerch! squerch!"
"That's terrible! Where you able to save Bob?"
"No -- by the time the paramedics got there with the jaws of life, Megan's vagina had squerched Bob entirely!"
squerch by Hellzapoppin' May 20, 2017

squelchmeat 

squelchmeat is the perfect tits and bum,with a face to match,makes you crash

your car or motorcycle or anything your driving/riding.

think of smooth wet or oily flesh that may squeak when squeased or rubbed sensually.
i saw this "squelchmeat" along the 1412, her tits/arse were bouncing like Rossis suspension, then the scotty burst and i recieved first degree burns to my cock.
or
jeez, that bird i knocked off last night was wet, she squirted till she farted then slapped me with her tits till my lips were swollen (got to include the lesbos too).
squelchmeat by mik63 August 14, 2007
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cum squelch 

Like tone squelch on a walkie talkie but with cum from “wankie pankie”.
Jack was feeling sexually abandoned on a deserted island so he wanked out an SOS in cum squelch all over his sleeping girlfriends face in the hope of rescue.
cum squelch by Hambone Fakenamington December 28, 2021

squelchtocks 

Unusually liquidy diarrhea, usually accompanied by a series of wet farts.
After eating that Indian food, I had SquelchTocks for 45 minutes!
squelchtocks by GerthPaul March 23, 2016
A synonym for ejaculation. Fun to say.
Bro, did you just squeech on my balls?!
Squeech by Hammer of Jesus February 12, 2020
I swear Bill that Squetch i saw was at least 9 feet
Squetch by Butt Pancakes June 18, 2017

squelch tail 

A burst of noise (a.k.a. "static") heard after a FM radio transmission ends. The random static sound is actually the radio trying to decipher the ambient background noise into meaningful audio. Usually this noise is hidden from the listener with the squelch function on the radio. In typical squelch systems, the audio circuit is turned off if the radio isn't receiving a signal of a certain minimum signal strength. The squelch tail occurs when the transmission has just ended and the radio circuitry doesn't respond quite fast enough. This is remedied by systems like STE or Squelch Tail Elimination by Motorola which send a brief subaudible tone right before the end of the transmission so that the audio circuit turns off before the modulated signal ends. Creative use of CTCSS like turning off the tone generation circuit on a repeater before the repeater tail will work for radios using tone squelch on both transmit and receive.
My VX-150 has a very long squelch tail.
squelch tail by IrishRepublicanArmy December 20, 2003
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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