squeach 

squeal + screech = squeach

When a lizard crawled on her foot, she squeached.

squeach by ihdcjn March 10, 2011

Squeach 

(verb)
1. The action of an object or person moving or rubbing up against another object, especially back and forth with pressure and friction.
2. To move along the surface of an inanimate object with pressure.

Don't squeach your vagina on the gearshift when you climb up on this dick!

Squeach by ExclusiveGoldfish December 5, 2018

Squeach 

To squeeze a bottle in someones face, hence a feeling of drowning and suffocation. Also sexual refrence, to bust a nut, or blow ones load.

Dude, i totally squeached her in the eye!

Squeach by jiggy ziggy October 23, 2008

squerch 

Noun. The sound a vagina makes when eating a human being.

Verb. The act of a vagina eating a human being.

"I heard Megan's vagina consuming Bob. It sounded like, "Squerch! squerch! squerch! squerch!"
"That's terrible! Where you able to save Bob?"
"No -- by the time the paramedics got there with the jaws of life, Megan's vagina had squerched Bob entirely!"

squerch by Hellzapoppin' May 20, 2017

squelchmeat 

squelchmeat is the perfect tits and bum,with a face to match,makes you crash

your car or motorcycle or anything your driving/riding.

think of smooth wet or oily flesh that may squeak when squeased or rubbed sensually.

i saw this "squelchmeat" along the 1412, her tits/arse were bouncing like Rossis suspension, then the scotty burst and i recieved first degree burns to my cock.
or
jeez, that bird i knocked off last night was wet, she squirted till she farted then slapped me with her tits till my lips were swollen (got to include the lesbos too).

squelchmeat by mik63 August 14, 2007

cum squelch 

Like tone squelch on a walkie talkie but with cum from “wankie pankie”.

Jack was feeling sexually abandoned on a deserted island so he wanked out an SOS in cum squelch all over his sleeping girlfriends face in the hope of rescue.

cum squelch by Hambone Fakenamington December 28, 2021

squelchtocks 

Unusually liquidy diarrhea, usually accompanied by a series of wet farts.

After eating that Indian food, I had SquelchTocks for 45 minutes!

squelchtocks by GerthPaul March 23, 2016